An upcountry dude to a Swahili lady
Dude:Hii barabara inaenda wapi?
Lady:Aaaah mwanangu.Hii barabara tangu jadi haijawahi toka hapa!
Wanyuru:Nifungulie hii phombe.
Rhoda: Haya!.Nipe ufunguo.
Leona ana matako makubwa
....Bure!
Leona ana makalio makubwa
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Kiberiti....Nonsense!!...Correct word is mulipuko.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.