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kadonye
#1 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 4:51:15 AM
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The worst of them is when a girl calls up her boyfie and tells him 'I have your stomach'
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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wasee
#2 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 5:43:36 AM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Amurabi.
#3 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 5:59:04 AM
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Woooi Jehova! Kadonye ni mapema sana. What about "you have to remove it becos am not the one who put it"?
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
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oops
#4 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 8:18:48 AM
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Amurabi. wrote:
Woooi Jehova! Kadonye ni mapema sana. What about "you have to remove it becos am not the one who put it"?


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Blackberry
#5 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 10:43:30 AM
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remember this one?
Mulu Mitisya aaddressing a maendeleo ya wanawake gathering said
''....tumeangalia, na matako yenu tumeangalia sana.....''

Opinion is free, truth is sacred.
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atiriri
#6 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:07:23 PM
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The girl was in standard five and the boy in high school. She was chased away from school because she was pregnant, so she wrote to the boyfriend who was a student at Agwengdepart Secondary School. The letter:

The stomache you gave me subtracted me from school. Cut me cleaverness or give me a tree to swallow or else i will say to the chief and you will be chwa chwa your behind.
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atiriri
#7 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:08:18 PM
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Ambia mimi kama landlord amekuja
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McReggae
#8 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:30:36 PM
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atiriri, nyce one!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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mlefu
#9 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:40:34 PM
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"open the windows so that the air can enter."

"you talk, i talk, who hear who?

"joy to the world, the boy is a girl"

"I am not cigaretting!!!!
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kadonye
#10 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 6:16:58 PM
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'The fingers of the legs'
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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