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Njung'e
#1 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 11:06:46 AM
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An upcountry dude to a Swahili lady

Dude:Hii barabara inaenda wapi?
Lady:Aaaah mwanangu.Hii barabara tangu jadi haijawahi toka hapa!smile

Wanyuru:Nifungulie hii phombe.
Rhoda: Haya!.Nipe ufunguo.

Leona ana matako makubwaDrool ....Bure!
Leona ana makalio makubwasmile.

Kiberiti....Nonsense!!...Correct word is mulipuko.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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brav
#2 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:08:01 PM
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wrong: nyuki ilinitatha
correct: nyuki zilinitathaa
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Njung'e
#3 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:27:20 PM
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@Brav,

That must be the work of muguka!!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rahatupu
#4 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:38:20 PM
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A guy inside his car gets to a point n decides to ask his way.
Q: Tuko wapi?
A: ndani ya gari
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Rahatupu
#5 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:41:16 PM
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@Njunge, bravThe post is itself not sanifu: hakuna Swahili sanifu. There is Kiswahili sanifu, Swahili ni watu na Kiswahili ni lugha.
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Njung'e
#6 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:55:30 PM
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@rahatupu,
Thanks .I have "collected"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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2012
#7 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 12:58:53 PM
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Wrong:

Gari yangu

Mbwa kali

Maji moto

Hii barabara inaenda wapi?

BBI will solve it :)
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mlefu
#8 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:13:20 PM
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Quote:
Wanyuru:Nifungulie hii phombe.
Rhoda: Haya!.Nipe ufunguo.


mama Mburu aelewa haya maneno ya mpangilio wa kandle?
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Toxicity
#9 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 1:18:07 PM
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Polisi: Wapi taa?
Kazibure: Ndio napita!
update president set president = speaker where president is null
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cruso
#10 Posted : Friday, June 04, 2010 4:36:16 PM
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Location: nairobi
@guka amelewa au ameelewa?
RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
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