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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Wa-Bushes, Nice try......but Maua,grey hair and a tusker tummy....NOOOO!! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Njung’e
A rich Kikuyu in his early 40swho has hustled his way to great wealth. He lives in one of the posh areas… either in Kileleshwa or Lavington. He runs many businesses and hops from one business to another collecting profits and threatening staff just to keep them in check. He can sometimes be spotted in matatu terminus checking how the matatu business is going and trying to appease the mugiki as well as issuing threats here and there to his touts just to make sure that they don’t steal.
He keeps and maintains his Bijuti just as a reminder of where he came from. He can be spotted coming from ushago in his Bijuti on Sunday fully loaded with charcoal, cabbages and potatoes for sale at Wakulima market on Monday.
He is quite philanthropic and pays school fees for a few underprivileged kids from his village. He likes nyama choma and Tusker a lot.
He has a tendency of getting home late and when he eventually gets home before nine…his wife could be heard murmuring things like , saitani amefika!!!He is not controversial and steers away from divisivel politics. Even when he gets home early and his wife shouts, ‘lucifer ameingia!’ he pretends not to have heard.
Since he has no full time job, he has a tendency of making his wife get late for work as he struggles with ‘morning glory’
He buys all the daily papers, DN, Standard, the star and taifa leo… but ends up reading taifa leo only…
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/9/2009 Posts: 311
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This is 10-Nil. Guka, chapa mtu! LMAO Magigi wrote:Njung’e
A rich Kikuyu in his early 40swho has hustled his way to great wealth. He lives in one of the posh areas… either in Kileleshwa or Lavington. He runs many businesses and hops from one business to another collecting profits and threatening staff just to keep them in check. He can sometimes be spotted in matatu terminus checking how the matatu business is going and trying to appease the mugiki as well as issuing threats here and there to his touts just to make sure that they don’t steal.
He keeps and maintains his Bijuti just as a reminder of where he came from. He can be spotted coming from ushago in his Bijuti on Sunday fully loaded with charcoal, cabbages and potatoes for sale at Wakulima market on Monday.
He is quite philanthropic and pays school fees for a few underprivileged kids from his village. He likes nyama choma and Tusker a lot.
He has a tendency of getting home late and when he eventually gets home before nine…his wife could be heard murmuring things like , saitani amefika!!!He is not controversial and steers away from divisivel politics. Even when he gets home early and his wife shouts, ‘lucifer ameingia!’ he pretends not to have heard.
Since he has no full time job, he has a tendency of making his wife get late for work as he struggles with ‘morning glory’
He buys all the daily papers, DN, Standard, the star and taifa leo… but ends up reading taifa leo only…
Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Jangwa, Fatwah......!!!... Magigi:Wanted ndead or alive...preferably ndead @Magigi, AiiiiHH!.....i wish all that was true....Ati Kileleshwa??....Ngai Mwathani!!.Can residents of Kile stand the noise of that bijuti and cow dung smell? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/23/2009 Posts: 2,375
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Njung'e "Roads??......in some parts yes but not Nyanza,Western and Upper Rift.I just used Kericho-Kisumu road which was repaired juzi.The stretch between Awasi and Kisumu Citi is developing comical pot-holes on either shoulders of the road and cars have to fight for the narrow strip in the middle.....Kisumu-Otonglo is no go zone.Actually,the mother of all pot-holes is about 50metres from Kisumu molasses plant gate (read PM).Yala-Bumala takes the trophy for worst"tarmac" road.....As for Western,the newest road has been abandoned by the contractor while the ministry would do a big favour by scraping off the remaining tarmac on Kisumu-Webuye,Chwele-Kamukuywa,Webuye-Kiminini,Malaba-Webuye,Mumias-Bungoma,Chavakali-Kapsabet and that leaves the entire Western with only two tarmac roads worth mentioning.Kakamega-Mumias and Mayoni-Busia.......and the Mpigs from this areas ni nye nyef tuu...bure kabisa!" and he must have made his fortune traversing the roads of western and nyanza. seems to know them like the back of his hand. It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Bkismat, Hahaha.....Where did you dig that one??....ama iko kwa "my documents"??.Well,just about any other area in East and Central Africa.To be honest i am a travel addict. @Magigi, 4%....  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity, ......strugggling with it, sounds familiar huh!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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leona wrote:Sparkly = the deal @leona hahaha funniest i have come across so far. Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/12/2009 Posts: 925
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..very interesting. ...Njunge gives the Magigi 4% correct or did he mean 4% wrong...  let me wear a helmet!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,328 Location: Masada
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@MC, cant make out, what dya mean? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Callaspade, Magigi i'll handle but you.!!...  ...No need for a helmet.I am looking for a professional who will wring your legs (Mithimo) until they ooze water ...Wapi Kizee? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 2/12/2010 Posts: 78 Location: nairobi
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Pondi: A cool guy to look at but the words that come out of his mouth down at the waterhole woth his friends dont match the guy
Magigi and Pondi would bet on who will be the first to win over a girl in a pub
Muganda: disappeared after book club. A serious dude you wouldnt want in an interview panel
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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everlasting
...and Pondi would definitely lose!
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/9/2008 Posts: 537
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Njunge wrote:@Callaspade, Magigi i'll handle but you.!!... ...No need for a helmet.I am looking for a professional who will wring your legs (Mithimo) until they ooze water ...Wapi Kizee? sema njunge...niko hapa..please note im a lover not a fighter..
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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@guru167, aged 31, slim about 5'8" works in a bank, taking CFA exams (now part 2) go getter and strong-willed yet patient and a good listener. Dresses in pant suits and white or blue shirts. single but looking to settle down once she gets her career and finances in order (in the next 2 years) @vvs is not one person but many Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/20/2008 Posts: 367
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Wendz, short, cute and fairly rotund.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/26/2008 Posts: 745
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@Sage: 'short' NO! i dont think so, cute is an understament to describe Wendz.
Pondi: I think he's a very dark, serious guy, who loves his work never cheka chekas ovyo ovyo.
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/20/2008 Posts: 367
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@McReggae probably looks like Mr Ngatia of Tahidi high
@VVS probably like those civil servants for them days, checked suit and all.
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