"My primary headteacher... our BED teacher. if you misbehaved in class, he would demand that u stand attention on top of the teacher's desk at the front" that was just the one, i cant even imagine. heeeh in my primo 98% of the teachers mustve gone through some being a clown lessons. The Deputy: Mr. Gichuki was famous for an over used line "...utakura biri biri bira suruari" the guy had a aka KJ-something car, he once got it painted he came with it to school then it rained and all the paint came out, tukitoka class we find a white "river" flowing. Then comes Mr. Mpenda: Our french and art/craft Teacher from Rwanda who would come on saturdays drunk and lecture us on how to read books, he would say while stummering: You are supposed to sit upright and the book near your kifua..blabla" and he would demonstrate. Our Math teacher: MR Samson Ndungu he used to call himself Nosmas, Atugam Ugnudn. used to have a bike he called: concorde, i loved it cuz he used to give me lift on our way home. Then comes our B/ED teacher in high school Mrs Kadinya (not her real name though) the name was gotten from the way she walked. she was pretty straight from the uni. ...trust me the list is endless.

[quote=callaspade]....there was this physics teacher...."kinyua,even if i boil this abbort and make you drink the soup,you will never understand physics"

Hey Brav, We were in the same primo .....interesting. Which year did you clear?

Holy shh..

Hata mkikataa kudeclare miaka yenu, we can deduce from here