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How do you imagine an SKerian looks like?
Njung'e
#101 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:10:17 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
Wa-Bushes,
Nice try......but Maua,grey hair and a tusker tummy....NOOOO!!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Magigi
#102 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:37:05 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Njung’e
A rich Kikuyu in his early 40swho has hustled his way to great wealth. He lives in one of the posh areas… either in Kileleshwa or Lavington. He runs many businesses and hops from one business to another collecting profits and threatening staff just to keep them in check. He can sometimes be spotted in matatu terminus checking how the matatu business is going and trying to appease the mugiki as well as issuing threats here and there to his touts just to make sure that they don’t steal.

He keeps and maintains his Bijuti just as a reminder of where he came from. He can be spotted coming from ushago in his Bijuti on Sunday fully loaded with charcoal, cabbages and potatoes for sale at Wakulima market on Monday.
He is quite philanthropic and pays school fees for a few underprivileged kids from his village. He likes nyama choma and Tusker a lot.

He has a tendency of getting home late and when he eventually gets home before nine…his wife could be heard murmuring things like , saitani amefika!!!He is not controversial and steers away from divisivel politics. Even when he gets home early and his wife shouts, ‘lucifer ameingia!’ he pretends not to have heard.
Since he has no full time job, he has a tendency of making his wife get late for work as he struggles with ‘morning glory’

He buys all the daily papers, DN, Standard, the star and taifa leo… but ends up reading taifa leo only…





Jangwa la Jangili
#103 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 9:54:04 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/9/2009
Posts: 311
This is 10-Nil. Guka, chapa mtu! LMAO

Magigi wrote:
Njung’e
A rich Kikuyu in his early 40swho has hustled his way to great wealth. He lives in one of the posh areas… either in Kileleshwa or Lavington. He runs many businesses and hops from one business to another collecting profits and threatening staff just to keep them in check. He can sometimes be spotted in matatu terminus checking how the matatu business is going and trying to appease the mugiki as well as issuing threats here and there to his touts just to make sure that they don’t steal.

He keeps and maintains his Bijuti just as a reminder of where he came from. He can be spotted coming from ushago in his Bijuti on Sunday fully loaded with charcoal, cabbages and potatoes for sale at Wakulima market on Monday.
He is quite philanthropic and pays school fees for a few underprivileged kids from his village. He likes nyama choma and Tusker a lot.

He has a tendency of getting home late and when he eventually gets home before nine…his wife could be heard murmuring things like , saitani amefika!!!He is not controversial and steers away from divisivel politics. Even when he gets home early and his wife shouts, ‘lucifer ameingia!’ he pretends not to have heard.
Since he has no full time job, he has a tendency of making his wife get late for work as he struggles with ‘morning glory’

He buys all the daily papers, DN, Standard, the star and taifa leo… but ends up reading taifa leo only…






Katika Jangwa la Jangili ndipo Pwagu hupata Pwaguzi.
Njung'e
#104 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 10:29:55 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Jangwa,
Fatwah......!!!...Magigi:Wanted ndead or alive...preferably ndeadsmile

@Magigi,
AiiiiHH!.....i wish all that was true....Ati Kileleshwa??....Ngai Mwathani!!.Can residents of Kile stand the noise of that bijuti and cow dung smell?
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
bkismat
#105 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 10:40:15 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/23/2009
Posts: 2,375

Njung'e
"Roads??......in some parts yes but not Nyanza,Western and Upper Rift.I just used Kericho-Kisumu road which was repaired juzi.The stretch between Awasi and Kisumu Citi is developing comical pot-holes on either shoulders of the road and cars have to fight for the narrow strip in the middle.....Kisumu-Otonglo is no go zone.Actually,the mother of all pot-holes is about 50metres from Kisumu molasses plant gate (read PM).Yala-Bumala takes the trophy for worst"tarmac" road.....As for Western,the newest road has been abandoned by the contractor while the ministry would do a big favour by scraping off the remaining tarmac on Kisumu-Webuye,Chwele-Kamukuywa,Webuye-Kiminini,Malaba-Webuye,Mumias-Bungoma,Chavakali-Kapsabet and that leaves the entire Western with only two tarmac roads worth mentioning.Kakamega-Mumias and Mayoni-Busia.......and the Mpigs from this areas ni nye nyef tuu...bure kabisa!"

and he must have made his fortune traversing the roads of western and nyanza. seems to know them like the back of his hand.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
Magigi
#106 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 10:47:51 AM
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Joined: 3/31/2008
Posts: 7,081
Location: Kenya
Njunge
Get me a %
Njung'e
#107 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 10:51:47 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 2/7/2007
Posts: 11,935
Location: Nairobi
@Bkismat,
Hahaha.....Where did you dig that one??....ama iko kwa "my documents"??.Well,just about any other area in East and Central Africa.To be honest i am a travel addict.

@Magigi,
4%....Drool
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Impunity
#108 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:08:43 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
"Struggling with morning glory"

Njunge, si u just forget about the thing.@40 and already struggling...Applause Applause Applause
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

McReggae
#109 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 1:20:59 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/17/2008
Posts: 23,365
Location: Nairobi
Impunity,
......strugggling with it, sounds familiar huh!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
sparkly
#110 Posted : Wednesday, June 02, 2010 5:29:03 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
leona wrote:
Sparkly = the deal

@leona hahaha funniest i have come across so far.
Life is short. Live passionately.
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