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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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thanks Akowally and Mwenza.... yeah... its this one...... thought it would help me figure some people before the mbuzi but it just confuses me further..... but it is hilarious to re-read it again!
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/20/2008 Posts: 1,126 Location: Nairobi
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@ mwenza You are very welcome. I always give credit where it is due. @ Wendz Yeah,funny,but confusing. Anyway,with this in mind I know I will have a good laugh at the mbuzi. When there is no interesting new post I usually dig into the old ones so I have mastered the art. I particularly love the funny ones. Always make my day If you want anything to work,work it JOIN MY FREE MINI-COURSE FOR WRITERS. CLICK HERE
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/23/2007 Posts: 441
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'How do you imagine an SKerian looks like?'
ladies...........I'M VERY,VERY BIG!
kila place.
OnLy deaD FiSh gO WiTh tHe floW....!
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/11/2009 Posts: 132 Location: nairobi
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kongowea laid back heartthrob with a serious outlook to life,but abit shy when it comes to love relationships. Don't fight a battle if you gain nothing by winning.” Erwin Rommel
When I was a child, I spoke like a child, thought like a child, and reasoned like a child. When I became an adult, I no longer used childish ways.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2007 Posts: 8,776 Location: Cameroon
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@seeker,r u the same very controversial seeker in another forum? Can silence be misquoted? TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/27/2008 Posts: 4,114
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@Wendz; In the medical drama Grey's Anatomy [NTV],there is a black lady Surgeon who is a little short and a bit plump. I can't remember her name,but I imagine you looking like her...at least your physique..... Behind the gardens...Behind the wall...Under the tree (Including: Red...Dark Blue...Yellow) Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/21/2009 Posts: 55 Location: NRB
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Kam june 1st it may not be that hard to identify all the skerians,so my take on this;
Mukhamba - Newly married,has a son,works in a bank,very light skinned n short.
Mahegoat - A high school principal may be in Kianyaga Boys in Kerugoya,in his early 40s,feather weight.
Wa-ithaka - in his late twenties,has an office somewhere along river road and owns a briefcase company and very light skinned.
Simonkabz- ln his early 30s,lifts weight for fun and engaged to a kiambu chic,heavy weight.
Mlefu - a short dark man weighs 78kgs and bends his knees when laughing.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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Njunge: I want to disagree with most guys, this guy is below 30 years with alot of contact with the old kyuk wazees from the village and tends to reason like them. By the way, he was spotted at the Gor Mahia vs AFC match last wednesday...ujua nilikuwa nimekaa nyuma yako, we just dont jua each other. That means the guy can still flex his bones
Wendz: mature, outgoing, sexy and juaz what she wants out of life, probably still dating wanting to settle
McReggae: Jaluo Man-U-re fan, extremely arrogant in matters football and is in a pub every weekend to watch a match
Pondi: probably pervert, very quiet and in corporate industry servicing a mortgage
Akowally: a guy late 30's, every Saturday morning, yuko Nairobi west taking his usual brew waiting for his car to be cleaned
Famooz: in a foreign land somewhere making ends meet, probably dating a native black dude of that country
Toxicity/Taz: football maniac, no wonder nyinyi ni wa ingwe
Edge: anapenda nyam chom na pombe yake
Mahegoat: proud of his kyuk origin
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/30/2006 Posts: 635
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@Ric Dees. A 29-32 yr old corporate high flier recently married to a 25 yrd old hotie from a rich family. Unapologetic, Very happy with life, upwardly mobile and inpatient with under achivers. Believes, like Kibaki, that poor people are so of their own fault!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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L   Some of us at least have the benefit of knowing a few of these people in real life!!! Looks like 1st will be a real blast, how I will miss it!!!!Grrrrrh!!!!  ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/18/2008 Posts: 3,434 Location: Kerugoya
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Hedi Masta, not guilty. (I would murder the little brats) Proud of being a Mugikuyu, guilty my Lod. Early fotes, gulty ua Hona. (42) Feather weight, guilty sa!
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/19/2010 Posts: 227 Location: Nairobi
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OMG Edge...  Sounds like you know me.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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@Nostoppin', 30 years ago was when Dandora cinema (Does it still exist?)and Muslim girls Pangani were built....So you see dear,i can't be 30 even if i wanted......and who dug this thread?...lol. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/6/2008 Posts: 632
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@Gathinga - Thats not fair..am nothing like that, we have had the benefit of sharing some nyama but surely..we wacha. see my earlier post am always in Mathare when am home. Gathinga - 27-30, Auditor, going places, head above ground, private, enjoys good company(women) and seriously searching.
The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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someone describe masukuma (no inserting any clauses or sections from wherever plse)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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Intelligentsia wrote:someone describe masukuma (no inserting any clauses or sections from wherever plse) @Intel...............before i describe mathukuma, allow me to describe you first. Tall, slender and bespectacled chiromo trained doctor. And now Masukuma....... if he was female, his name would be Nanfor1 IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/22/2007 Posts: 336
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Intelligentsia A person with intelligence back ground and keeps others heads ringing. Wendz mrembo wa power. Kaigangio tall brown fellow with a pot bekky coming very fast. Njunge Mbuyu amejituliza with looks kama za Tahidi high headmaster. Realshaft kijana young who loves watching matches. around thirty chocolate around 5,10 and bulky figure. Asanteni saana. Advice is like snow.The softer it lands the harder is sticks.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/31/2008 Posts: 7,081 Location: Kenya
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Where is this fellow Kaigangio? Not seen in the new Wazua...Miss him!
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/19/2010 Posts: 227 Location: Nairobi
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Intelligentsia- late 20s or early 30s. Smart guy, employed, loves the ladies, not married, clubs can be called his second home. Lives in a middle class house(South C, Lang'ata) but is never home. Medium height, brown skinned.
Djinn- 30s, proud of his "success", know-it all, own business, Loves the beer(am guessing tusker) and nyama. you are most likely to find him in Nairobi West with his mateys.
Wendz & Leona- early 30s, composed, beauties, got the independent woman thing going on.
Chepkel- mid 20s or late 20s. Outgoing, friendly....mother,
Aemathenge- mid 30s, goon,know-it-all, male chauvinist (as much as he denies it)
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Rank: Elder Joined: 4/22/2009 Posts: 2,863
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This Mukhamba and Mahegoat are slowly and surely becoming an item. IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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