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haiyaa
#21 Posted : Friday, April 23, 2010 1:55:21 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Intelligentsia wrote:
@kusadikika, all this time the pine-tree must have been very hotly demanding to be let out. Uliificha aje?
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Mkimwa
#22 Posted : Friday, April 23, 2010 6:59:57 PM
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Wazua.. oh Wazua,

SK Fridays are back!

@Kusadikika, heshimu beshte yako!

Why the best things in life appear magical when in their simplest forms.. (Kusadikika can attest to this). beauty in simplicity.
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callaspade
#23 Posted : Saturday, April 24, 2010 7:26:42 AM
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...typical sk....kusadikika...now am sure you cant avoid changing your name......you are compelled to!
.....go and repent sir!and get cleasned of your evil thought.
...but are you saying all men ask for is only a makeover,in that case,charity begins at home.
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Kusadikika
#24 Posted : Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:58:15 PM
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The storm is past. All is clear. Pheeew!!!! I ran 5 miles today. I need my body in good shape to fight evil thoughts, pepo mbaya!! The thoughts have subsided but just to be sure I will avoid to see or talk to my friend or his wife for about a year or two. He is not exactly a close friend, he is someone I know through someone, so I think I will do just fine. Sitaki shida na bibi za wenyewe.

It was actually a thrilling and mentally confusing experience. A strong, innocent, beautiful feeling of attraction mixed with an equally strong sense of wrong and danger. I felt like a tight rope walker!! Exhilarating!!
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Bree
#25 Posted : Sunday, April 25, 2010 8:46:08 AM
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...that icelandic volcano, how is it pronounced?

Eyjafjallajokull

Eh? is this even a word?
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Amir
#26 Posted : Sunday, April 25, 2010 12:52:51 PM
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@intelligentsia
by using the upper head not the lower one!!!

The Brave may not live forever - but the cautious do not live at all: Richard Branson
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JkMwatha
#27 Posted : Sunday, April 25, 2010 1:18:11 PM
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Bree wrote:
...that icelandic volcano, how is it pronounced?

Eyjafjallajokull

Eh? is this even a word?


".... newsreaders spent the days after the eruption stumbling over the word Eyjafjallajökull, and the BBC even issued guidance instructing newsreaders to pronounce it: “AY-uh-fyat-luh-YOE-kuutl-uh.”

But it has now emerged that they needn’t have bothered: the volcano spewing a column of ash into the Icelandic skies is in fact called something else entirely.

Eyjafjallajökull is the name of the vast glacier which covers the crater – but the mountain ridge containing the volcano itself is simply called Eyjafyoll (Ay-uh-fyotl)."

http://www.telegraph.co....ilarity-in-Iceland.html
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aemathenge
#28 Posted : Sunday, April 25, 2010 1:56:42 PM
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@Kusadikika,
Your services are desparately needed by "local" televison producers.

Applause
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bkismat
#29 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:07:39 PM
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why bottled water is 3 times the price of a soda of the same quantity?
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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bkismat
#30 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 2:08:25 PM
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Why is a fight between 2 women called a cat-fight?
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Njung'e
#31 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 3:28:57 PM
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@Bkismat,

What else can it be??....Hair pulling and scratching while screaming at opponents can't be boxing?...hah!
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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nostoppingthis
#32 Posted : Thursday, May 06, 2010 6:58:46 AM
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Why the packed bread rolls for hotdogs are fewer than the packed frankfurters (a.k.a. sausages)
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Ja-Kom
#33 Posted : Thursday, May 06, 2010 7:12:33 AM
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What everyone in Wazua Smokes,and whether tiz legal....
For just as through the disobedience of the one man the many were made sinners, so also through the obedience of the one man the many will be made righteous. Romans 5:19
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se7en
#34 Posted : Thursday, May 06, 2010 8:50:32 AM
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LOOOOOL @ Kusadikika... you do know absence makes the heart grow fonder right? shida tupu!
speak softly and carry a big stick, you will go far... Theodore Roosevelt
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smano
#35 Posted : Thursday, May 06, 2010 9:57:29 AM
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He he, Inteliigentsia, it's been a while since I heard the term pine tree, I could sue you for plagiarism but I was ROTFLMAO!!Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Dangi
#36 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 4:53:48 PM
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Why blueband is called so and its not blue in colourd'oh!
Take care of the penny & the shilling will take care of itself
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chepkel
#37 Posted : Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:13:08 AM
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What ROTF in ROTFLMAO stands for
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Intelligentsia
#38 Posted : Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:25:50 AM
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...why do men have nipples?
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Intelligentsia
#39 Posted : Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:28:24 AM
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chepkel wrote:
What ROTF in ROTFLMAO stands for

ROLLING ON THE THE FLOOR
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Intelligentsia
#40 Posted : Wednesday, May 26, 2010 8:36:14 AM
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Dangi wrote:
Why blueband is called so and its not blue in colourd'oh!


coz the container is yellow and has a blue band running round it...
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