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Kenya's Unique habits
mwenza
#41 Posted : Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:25:25 AM
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Ukifika huko, uwasalimie sana na uwaambie sisi tuko poa...................................Gosh! in this age of mobile phones. Some fools actually deliver these sort of messages.
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
mlefu
#42 Posted : Monday, May 24, 2010 5:09:00 PM
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only in kenya you are wronged, then you all of a sudden you start to climb the ladder, the said persons losses it in all areas like the richer you get, the poorer they get..WTF..check this gospel video...video
nostoppingthis
#43 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:22:43 AM
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Joined: 8/24/2009
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Location: Nairobi
In Kenya is where a dude is caught with another man's wife in bed and says, "Pole sana, nipige tu, makosa ishafanyika" Laughing out loudly
mukhamba!
#44 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:46:33 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Intelligentsia wrote:

Those 'Mganga wa kienyeji kutoka Tanga'notices nailed on posts!

Daktari maarufu anatibu:

-Bahati mbaya
-Bibi kutoroka bila sababu
-kukosa cheo kazini
-kesi kotini



-kisirani
chepkel
#45 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:55:17 AM
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Location: Nairobi
nostoppingthis wrote:
In Kenya is where a dude is caught with another man's wife in bed and says, "Pole sana, nipige tu, makosa ishafanyika" Laughing out loudly


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mukhamba!
#46 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 7:58:22 AM
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Location: Nairobi
Only in Kenya... do people acquire American accents miraculously...e.g after a visit to the embassy(whether its the Turkish, British or Tanzanian), after a one week visit to the land of honey.

...where traffic is stalled for hours..hours! because ubako is passing..one wonders what his chopper is for!
chepkel
#47 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 8:02:13 AM
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@Mukhamba! Ati traffic is usually stopped when Ukako goes into the bathroom for a shower. hehehehehe. Hata hajatoka kwa nyumba na traffic inasimamishwa
mukhamba!
#48 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 8:08:36 AM
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Location: Nairobi
by the way Chepkel..I think that rumour is true..Ndio kinaamka halafu weh unawekwa hapo kama pole!! Nkt!
atiriri
#49 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 8:16:40 AM
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Location: nairobi
Only in Kenya do
shareholders attend annual general meetings because of food and gifts. During the meeting some are busy reading newspapers, discussing loudly with a neighbour in mothertongue, speak loudly on phone. Only in Kenya do they ask questions like"the packed lunch not enough for a man like me, we need hot lunch.
atiriri
#50 Posted : Tuesday, May 25, 2010 8:18:37 AM
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Location: nairobi
Only in Kenya do they fight over gifts and food. Who was there for the last AGM of Access Kenya?
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