Ukifika huko, uwasalimie sana na uwaambie sisi tuko poa...................................Gosh! in this age of mobile phones. Some fools actually deliver these sort of messages.

In Kenya is where a dude is caught with another man's wife in bed and says, "Pole sana, nipige tu, makosa ishafanyika"

@Mukhamba! Ati traffic is usually stopped when Ukako goes into the bathroom for a shower. hehehehehe. Hata hajatoka kwa nyumba na traffic inasimamishwa

Only in Kenya do
shareholders attend annual general meetings because of food and gifts. During the meeting some are busy reading newspapers, discussing loudly with a neighbour in mothertongue, speak loudly on phone. Only in Kenya do they ask questions like"the packed lunch not enough for a man like me, we need hot lunch.