essyk wrote:Baratang wrote:essyk wrote:Imagine telling your boss that the reason you failed to report to work was cz baba said so.
No paying rent cz baba said No watching NTV cz baba said
No bedroom manenos cz baba said
Haiya !

I surely would like to see you explaining to @Kaigangio on why you will not be paying rent for the month.
Essyk: Mr uuhm #coughs# Kaigangio, I am sorry but this month Its not business as usual.
Kaigangio: What do you mean.
Essyk: I will not be paying rent.
Kaigangio: And who gives you the audicity to say so?
Essyk: BABA! You are only a structure owner The land belongs to Kenya and you have no authority to demand anything from me.
Kaigangio starts Organising his goons.
When it reaches a point where Kaigangios have to come and collect rent, they come with backup.
probably this is the way the communication go:
Kaigangio: Wewe mama kwa nini hujalipa kodi ya nyumba!!!!
Essyk: Mr uuhm #coughs# Kaigangio, I am sorry but this month Its not business as usual.
Kaigangio: Ati what DID you say!!!.
Essyk: I will not be paying rent.
Kaigangio: Ngai! Ngai! Ngai!!!!Ati ndukundiha nyumba!!!!!unafikiria hizi nyumba zilijengwa na nyanya yako!!!!
Essyk: BABA! You are only a structure owner The land belongs to Kenya and you have no authority to demand anything from me.
Kaigangio: We Kimacu. Ta ingira guku kioro wike uria mwikaga...Ati mama hutanilipa nyumba!!!
A heavily built man walks into the house pushing Essyk aside and enters the toilet and after a few minutes, he emerges holding the water cistern (WC) and walks outside.The sewage stentch in the house is sickening.
Kaigangio: Neenda ambia huyo, ati umemwita nani? ee baba akurundishie choo yako!!!!Nitarudi kecho kuokota kodi yangu.