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chepkel
#31 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 1:37:10 PM
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Asking questions like, "umekuja?" when you have arrived, "unakul?" when you are eating etc etc.
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chepkel
#32 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 1:47:14 PM
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Only in Kenya will you find people keenly studying the orbituary section. Ama watu hufanya hivyo kila mahali????
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Njung'e
#33 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 2:47:59 PM
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Location: Nairobi
@Chepkel,
I stopped combing through orbituary pages this day a friend said to me,"Na ukijipata?"
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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bkismat
#34 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 2:52:17 PM
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Joined: 10/23/2009
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Unfortunately some people treat obituaries as classified where they look for job vacancies.
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt...
-Mark Twain
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Intelligentsia
#35 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 3:19:56 PM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436

Those 'Mganga wa kienyeji kutoka Tanga'notices nailed on posts!

Daktari maarufu anatibu:

-Bahati mbaya
-Bibi kutoroka bila sababu
-kukosa cheo kazini
-kesi kotini
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chikita
#36 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 3:29:41 PM
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Joined: 2/18/2010
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Location: Nairobi
@Intelligentsia, you forgot to mention:
-kuita mtu aliyetoroka
-kupata kazi
-kupata mpenzi
-ukimwi
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simonkabz
#37 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 5:38:02 PM
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Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
Hahaha hii thread ni noma! @wendz, wewe KABISA KABISA (only in kenya too) umechizi kuliko chepkel....
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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Outvestor
#38 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 9:23:21 PM
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Intel & Chikita, add this to the mganga's list:
- Arsenal Kushinda Ligi
¡ʇɹoɟɟǝ ƃuıɟɟǝ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɥɔnɯ os ؛uıɐʌ uı ɔıqɐɹɐ ƃuıuɹɐǝן pǝıɹʇ ı
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Outvestor
#39 Posted : Friday, May 21, 2010 9:28:36 PM
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Only in +254 do we refer to that commonplace appliance as "IRON BOX" rather than "IRON" (Yes, dust your dictionaries folks!)

Only in .ke do drivers "OVERSPEED", all the rest; Alonso, Hamilton et al just "SPEED"
¡ʇɹoɟɟǝ ƃuıɟɟǝ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɥɔnɯ os ؛uıɐʌ uı ɔıqɐɹɐ ƃuıuɹɐǝן pǝıɹʇ ı
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mwenza
#40 Posted : Saturday, May 22, 2010 10:13:35 AM
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Joined: 4/22/2009
Posts: 2,863
Outvestor wrote:
Intel & Chikita, add this to the mganga's list:
- Arsenal Kushinda Ligi


ApplauseApplauseApplause Hehehehe.........Thats the best so farShame on you Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
IF YOU EXPECT ME TO POST ANYTHING POSITIVE ABOUT ASENO, YOU MAY AS WELL SIT ON A PIN
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