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Where have all the sperm gone?
Impunity
#11 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 1:22:30 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Angelica _ann
#12 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 1:25:45 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,937
Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.


While applying Rexona on the dead miti that can't manage more than one go during a shift!!!!!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Much Know
#13 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 1:40:33 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/6/2008
Posts: 3,582
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.


While applying Rexona on the dead miti that can't manage more than one go during a shift!!!!!

You can pay Prophet Awour to pray for it to resurrect, ama Dr. Bishop if you don't trust the other, sometimes when you tell this 'prophets' your problems, they can eat you!
Ras Kienyeji Man
Impunity
#14 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 1:57:02 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Much Know wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.


While applying Rexona on the dead miti that can't manage more than one go during a shift!!!!!

You can pay Prophet Awour to pray for it to resurrect, ama Dr. Bishop if you don't trust the other, sometimes when you tell this 'prophets' your problems, they can eat you!


Eti they can her instead of praying for her?
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Aki Angelina uko na sida mingi.

Either way you follow you are done somehow.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

hardwood
#15 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 3:03:21 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 7/28/2015
Posts: 9,562
Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


Yes. Too much porn around.
Ryko
#16 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 4:08:14 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 5/27/2016
Posts: 274
Location: Pub
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.


While applying Rexona on the dead miti that can't manage more than one go during a shift!!!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly @Angelica umesahau "Strepsils mint" dawa ya koo imegekuka sasa inatibu homa ya miti
I work so I can afford the amount of alcohol required to continue going to work
Flo-ology
#17 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 4:21:45 PM
Rank: Member

Joined: 12/17/2016
Posts: 225
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.


While applying Rexona on the dead miti that can't manage more than one go during a shift!!!!!


@AA, what did men do to you to deserve this... I suspect either your husband or MWK manifests these symptoms...we can only pray for you
Reflection Eternal
Impunity
#18 Posted : Thursday, July 27, 2017 9:18:12 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Flo-ology wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Much Know wrote:
2012 wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


And why do you think? Why do you think people are masturbating more now than before? Could something have lost it's flavor?

Her famous wazua fishmonger boyfriend is well known for vaseline, although we know he has now changed to diesel, viceroy and diesel!!!! He has long long infected her with the same mentality, she goes to work with a coke chupa in her handbag to buy him diesel everyday!!!!!. Pray


TIALALA....Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Like I overheard huko Kilimani mums that contraceptives make the cat cold most of the time....hence the increase in use of Valon.


While applying Rexona on the dead miti that can't manage more than one go during a shift!!!!!


@AA, what did men do to you to deserve this... I suspect either your husband or MWK manifests these symptoms...we can only pray for you


She only gets one touch in a whole 24hr shift!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

masukuma
#19 Posted : Friday, July 28, 2017 4:55:57 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 10/4/2006
Posts: 13,823
Location: Nairobi
hardwood wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Effects of masturbation d'oh!


Yes. Too much porn around.




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Tobacco stains our yellow teeth
And all our fingers and underneath
Our fingernails that clasp on sheets
As we try desperately to sleep
Hearts are sad and eyes are tired
And all this red bull keeps us wired
It gives us wings
It gives us rings around our eyes

We put three sugars in our tea
Sit to watch day time TV
And laugh at mums who don't know who the father is
And all our girlfriends are long gone
We watch too much internet porn
Who needs love when you've got silicone and strap ons


And beer bloats our spoilt guts
And shit jobs keep us in ruts
And keep us eyeing up the what's and if's and buts and maybe's and
Falling over in the street
Is just a part of every week
And we lie drunkenly just staring at the stars

Remember when they were in reach
And all the teachers used to teach
You can do anything if you put your mind to it
We put our minds to it all
But disappointment crashed the ball
We could've done anything
We just never quite knew it, so

Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night

Oh oh so tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
Tie your scarf on tight
It's to be a cold night
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
kayhara
#20 Posted : Friday, July 28, 2017 5:26:29 PM
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Joined: 5/5/2011
Posts: 1,059
To Each His Own
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