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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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ONLY IN KENYA.....…where the president holds a press conference to declare the legit members of his familyI have one and only one wife….hiyo ingine nifiiitina… kama umeninokii we sema…NO basi,..wewe sema..umenokiiii hakuna ingine…NO….mpanga ya kando hiyo ni ukumpafuu TU…wee sema kwa kweli umenokii na umechoka kungoja kwa highway!..
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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Using the word 'Another'liberally
'I met another guy'...who is the first guy you met?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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ONLY IN KENYA ..... where people think TV presenters, Radio Djs one song artistes are celebrities.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 5/13/2010 Posts: 33 Location: nairobi
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Kenyan Police... ''The thugs were challenged by my officers to surrender but they opened fire, thats when a shootout ensued and all the thugs were killed. We have started investigations to find out what happened.'' RELIGION = MAN LOOKING FOR GOD AND SALVATION = GOD LOOKING FOR MAN.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/13/2008 Posts: 558
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Intelligentsia wrote:Otherwise? So kenyan
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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this letter 'd'!
I pigiad her simu, she kujad,we pikad, then we lalad.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/13/2008 Posts: 558
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Only in kenya dowry is paid with a phone.
Was in a uthoni where "gate was opened" with 10k through Mpesa.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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ONLY IN KENYA, do you hear someone greet a group of people in plural: mornings, "his" (hi with s) and speak "broken" Swahili and feel good about it: saseni to mean sasa to many people, naishigi to mean naishi......
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/6/2010 Posts: 741 Location: Nairobi
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"a middle aged man has been arrested by police for public indecency and engaging in unlawful bizna,reason being he was caught charging "clients" between 50 and 100 kes to view his private part which sources privy to the source claims was of unusual dimenions"
Only in Kenya!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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@chepkel...ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa   Truely in Kenya. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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