Hi all,
over the past the SKerians have argued over who or which MPig deserve to lead kenyans but no conclusion has ever been arrived at....all the MPigs are unique in their own ways in that there are those who spend most of their time consulting with their constituents and doing what is required of them...there are others who are a complete liability to their electorate...so is your MPig in the class of liabilities or assets in the eyes of kenyans?
Lets find out the likely President by eliminating the Mpigs one by one based on their past records and academic qualifications....the basic academic qualification here will be the graduate level.....
May the deserving Mpig win!!!
I start:
Kiraitu Murungi...out.....anglo leasing related scandals
Erastus Mureithi.....out...Supervision of the near fall of Co-operative bank in the 90s..
William Ruto.....out..... maize and fertiliser scandals hanging on his back...
Mwai kibaki ......out.....is in his final lap...
Mpig Constituency
Benjamin Kipkirui Langat Ainamoi
Sally Jemngetich Kosgei Aldai
Edwin Ochieng Yinda Alego Usonga
Ojaamongson,Sospeter Odeke Amagoro
Benedict Fondo Gunda Bahari
Sammy Silas Komen Mwaita Baringo Central
Asman Abongotum Kamama Baringo East
William C. Kipkiror Baringo North
Charles Cheruiyot Keter Belgut
Christopher Mogere Obure Bobasi
Ogari S. Nyaundi Bomachoge
Pauline Cherono Kones Bomet
Charles Onyancha Bonchari
Inga,Oburu Bondo
Namwamba Ababu Budalangi
Bifwoli,Wakoli Sylvester Bumula
Abdi Nasir Nuh Bura
Frankilin Bett Buret
Oparanya,Wycliffe Ambetsa Butere
Alfred Bwire Odhiambo Butula
Gitobu Imanyara Central Imenti
Kajembe,Ramathan Seif Changamwe
Isaac Kiprono Rutto Chepalungu
Joshua Serem Kutuny Chelangany
Beth Wambui Mugo Dagorreti
Bare Aden Duale Dujis
Moses K. Lessonet Eldama Ravine
Margaret Jepkoech Kamar Eldoret East
Ruto,Samoei William K. Eldoret North
Peris Chepchumba Eldoret South
Ferdinand Ndungu Waititu Embakasi
Elijah Kiptarbei Lagat Emgwen
Wilber Ottichilo Khasilwa Emuhaya
Sugow,Ahmed Aden Fafi
Paul Otuoma Nyongesa Funyula
Mutava Musyimi Gachoka
Dhadho Gaddae Goghana Galole
Francis S. K. Baya Ganze
Mungatana,Danson Buya Garsen
Kenneth,Peter Gatanga
Clement Kungu Waibara Gatundu North
Kenyatta Uhuru Gatundu South
Midiwo,Washington Jakoyo Gem
Karua,Martha Wangari Gichugu
Peter Njoroge Baiya Githunguri
John Mbadi Ngóngó Gwasi
Khaniri,George Munyasa Hamisi
Ntoitha M'Mithiaru Igembe North
Frankilin Mithika Linturi Igembe South
Haji Yusuf Mohammed Ijala
Boni Khalwale Ikolomani
Kuti,Mohammed. Abdi Isiolo North
Abdul Bahari Ali Isiolo South
George Thuo Juja
Poghisio,Samuel Losuron Kacheliba
Ndambuki,Gideon Musyoka Kaiti
Nkaisserry,Joseph Kasaine Kajiado Central
Saitoti,George Kajiado North
Samuel Kazungu Kambi Kaloleni
Simon Mbugua Kamukunji
James Maina Kamau Kandara
Alfred Khan'gati Kanduyi
Michuki,John Njoroge Kangema
Johnson Nduya Muthama Kangundo
Julius Recha Murgor Kapenguria
James G. Kwanya Rege Karachuonyo
Elizabeth Ongoro Kasarani
Joseph Oyugi Magwanga Kasipul-Kabondo
Wavinya Ndeti Kathiani
Chepkitony,Lucas Kipkosgei Keiyo North
Jackson Kiplagat Kiptanui Keiyo South
Evans Bulimo Akula Khwisero
Stanley Munga Githunguri Kiambaa
Philip Kyalo Kaloki Kibwezi
Nemesyus Warugongo Kieni
Jamleck Irungu Kamau Kigumo
Barnabas Muturi C. Mwangi Kiharu
Lewis Nguyai Nganga Kikuyu
Gideon Sitelu Konchela Kilgoris
John Harun Mwau Kilome
David Eseli Simiyu Kimilili
Rai,Samuel Gonzi Kinango
David Mwaniki Ngugi Kinagop
Kimunya,Amos Muhinga Kipipiri
Kiprono Langat J. Magerer Kipkelion
John Ngata Kariuki Kirinyaga Central
Hassan Ali Joho Kisauni
Nyong'o,Peter Anyang' Kisumu Rural
Shabbir Ahmed Shakeel Ahmed Kisumu East
John Olago Aluoch Kisumu West
Ngilu,Charity Kaluki Kitui Central
Isaac Mulatya Muoki Kitui South
Charles Mutisya Nyamai Kitui West
Richard Momoima Onyonka Kitutu Chache
Walter Enock Nyambati Osebe Kitutu Masaba
Julius Kipyegon Kones Konoin
Zakayo Kipkemoi Cheruiyot Kuresoi
Machage Wilfred Gisuka Kuria
Wekesa,Noah Muhalangángá Kwanza
Maalim Farah Lagdera
Kiunjuri,Festus Mwangi Laikipia East
Ndiritu Muriithi Laikipia West
Joseph Lekuton Laisamis
Abu Mohamed Chiaba Lamu East
Twaha,Yasin Fahim Lamu West
Odinga,Raila Amolo Langata
David Njuguna Kiburi Mwaura Lari
Mwalimu Masudi Mwahima Likoni
Peter Mungai Mwathi Limuru
Judah Katoo Metito Loitokitok
Khwa Shakhalaga Jirogo Lugari
Atanas Manyala Keya Lurambi
Victor Kioko Munyaka Machakos Town
Amason Kingi Jeffah Magarini
Dickson Wathika Mwangi Makadara
Peter L.N. Kiilu Makueni
Shitanda,Peter Soita Malava
Maitha Gideon Mungáro Malindi
Hussein Mohamed Abdikadir Mandera Central
Mohamed Hussein Ali Mandera East
Mohamed,A.H.M Mandera West
Emilio Mureithi Kathuri Manyatta
Mbau,Elias Peter Maragwa
Kilimo,Linah Jebi Marakwet East
Boaz Kipchumba Kaino Marakwet West
Mbai,Benson Itwiku Masinga
Clement Muchiri Wambugu Mathioya
Empraim Mwangi Maina Mathira
Mwakwere,Chirau Ali Matuga
Were,David Aoko Matungu
Kajwang',Gerald Otieno Mbita
Mutula Kilonzo Mbooni
John Pesa Dache Migori
Hellen Jepkemoi Sambili Mogotio
Joseph Nganga Kiuna Molo
David K. Koech Mosop
Mohamud Mohamed Ali Moyale
Omar Mbwana Zonga Msambweni
Fred Chesebe Kapondi Mt Elgon
Olweny,Patrick Ayiecho Muhoroni
Kabando Wa Kabando Mukurweini
Benjamin Jomo Washiali Mumias
Kilonzo,Julias Kiema Mutito
Balala,Mohammed Najib Mvita
Daniel Mutua Muoki Mwala
Andrew Calist Mwatela Mwatate
Peter Njuguna Gitau Mwea
Musyoka,Stephen Kalonzo Mwingi North
Musila,David Mwingi South
John Michael Njenga Mututho Naivasha
Lee Maiyani Kinyanjui Nakuru town
Okemo,Chrysanthus Nambale
Ntimama,William Ronkorua Ole Narok North
Nkoidila Ole Lankas Narok South
Jeremiah Ngayu Kioni Ndaragwa
Joshua Orwa Ojode Ndhiwa
Githae Robinson Njeru Ndia
Japhet M. Kareke Mbiuki Nithi
Francis Chachu Ganya North Horr
Silas Muriuki Ruteere Imenti
Wilfred Moriasi Ombui North Mugirango/Borabu
Pollyins Ochieng Anyango Nyakach
Fredrick Otieno Outa Nyando
Robert Onsare Monda Nyaribari Chache
Samson Kegengo Ongeri Nyaribari Masaba
Peter Edick Omondi Anyanga Nyatike
Esther Murugi Mathenge Nyeri Town
Erastus Kihara Mureithi Olkalou
Kibaki,Mwai Othaya
Martin Otieno Ogindo Rangwe
Nicholas O. Gumbo Rarieda
Luka Kipkorir Kigen Rongai
Dalmas Angango Otieno Rongo
Cecily Mutitu Mbarire Runyenjes
Wycliffe Musalia Mudavadi Sabatia
Eugene Ludovic Wamalwa Saboti
Hussein Tarry Sasura Saku
Raphael Lakalei Letimalo Samburu East
Lesirma,Simeon Saimanga Samburu West
Kizito M. Justus Shinyalu
Lenny Maxwell Kivuti Siakago
Wilson Mwotiny Litole Sigor
Wetangula,Moses Makisa Sirisia
Joyce Cherono Laboso Sotik
Murungi,Kiraitu South Imenti
Magara,James Omingo South Mugirango
Margaret Wanjiru Kariuki Starehe
Nelson Ributhi Gaichuhie Subukia
Shaban,Naomi Namsi Taveta
Francis Thombe Nyammo Tetu
Alex Muthengi Mburi Mwiru Tharaka
Munya Peter Gatirau Tigania East
Mwiria,Valerian Kilemi Tigania West
Kosgey,Henry Kiprono Tinderet
Ethuro,David Ethuro Turkana Central
Munyes,John Kiyonga Turkana North
Josephat Nanok Koli Turkana South
Aggrey James Orengo Ugenya
Abdirahman,H.Ali Uriri
Adan Keynan Wehliye Vihiga
James Ondicho Gesami Wajir East
Yusufu Kifuma Chanzu Wajir North
Danson Mwazo Mwakulegwa Voi
Ibrabim Elmi Mohamed Wajir South
Hussein Gabbow Mohammed Wajir West
Wekesa B.A. Sambu Webuye
Cyprian Ojwang Omollo West Mugirango
Gumo,Fredrick Omulo Westlands
Thomas Luhindi Mwadeghu Wundanyi
Kilonzo Charles Mutavi Yatta
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...