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wa-mine
#11 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 2:59:18 PM
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Pointing with your mdomo...most unique and funny thing about kenyans Applause
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Intelligentsia
#12 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 3:04:43 PM
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Otherwise?
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Wendz
#13 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 3:10:24 PM
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Nanii, leo ukikutana na nani umwambie akupatie nini yangu uniletee pale kwa akina nanii?

What is this?
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RVP
#14 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 3:23:28 PM
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Wendz wrote:
Nanii, leo ukikutana na nani umwambie akupatie nini yangu uniletee pale kwa akina nanii?

What is this?


This is very funny. Similar to that is the habit of people saying, Ukikutana na Peter, mwambie bado nategea afanye hivyo. When you ask Afanye nini, they tell you, Atajua, thus making it sound so sophisticated and confidential when it is probably nothing much.
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Apple Bees
#15 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 3:44:30 PM
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eye witness to every incident....niliona huyo dere akiovertake kwa kasi on the light, akagonga post, baadaye akatoroka na gari ikaanguka!
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Seeders
#16 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 3:52:43 PM
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citizen interviewing a yes voter yesterday

citizen reporter- sasa kati ya red na green, utapigia gani kura?

voter- nitapigia red.

citizen reporter- kwa nini?

voter- si ni orange? odm?

uuwwi! wapi captain?
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Intelligentsia
#17 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 4:10:31 PM
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Long queues of parents at school uniform shops on the last sato just before schools open on the following monday
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Kusadikika
#18 Posted : Wednesday, May 19, 2010 6:28:38 PM
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chepkel wrote:
Walking towards danger out of curiosity instead of running very far away. Kenyans will hear an explosion and will run towards it to see what has happenedShame on you


Chepkel you are spot on.

I have heard that during the 1998 bombing of the American Embassy, the then American ambassador to Kenya Ms. Bushnell was in a meeting with then Minister JJ Kamotho in the Cooperative Bank Building. When they heard the explosion Bushnell immediately went down on the floor while the Minister moved towards the window looking out to "investigate what was happening."

Sooo Kenyan!!!! Iko kwa damu.
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ruby
#19 Posted : Thursday, May 20, 2010 7:59:23 AM
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Naomba serikali......
Even after what has happened has nothing to do with serikali.
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chikita
#20 Posted : Thursday, May 20, 2010 10:59:34 AM
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How about five people scrambling to get into an obviously empty matatu
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