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SO,WHAT TO DO.....?????
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 5:00:00 PM
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Hi all,

i am a regular and a dedicated follower of our leaders...i believe what they preach and say is the gospel truth...nothing but the truth...they tell me to kill my neighbour and i do it without asking any question..they tell me to grow the food and they do the eating and i say amen...

despite being such a humble follower,i am now having difficulties in following my leaders when it comes to religion....why???

my PMpig got saved in May 2009 and was instantly baptised...infact i am the one who was carrying the towel for wiping away the water and ensured that his second dry similar suit did not have any folds,and the shoes were nicely polished...This is the picture that was taken during the baptism session then...



Pastor oduor of Holiness and Repentance ministry who did the baptising was very thrilled indeed that he had already added one to his flock...

...then come November 2009 just 7 months later he emerged from the HQs offices of legio maria sect a dedicated follower and i instantly knew tha pope Ong'ombe was a happy priest because he had harvested another one to join his flock...this is the photograph that was taken of him:





I am now totally confused.....i don't know what i will tell Pastor David Oduor when he sees this photograph and neither do i have the guts to face Pope Ramanus Ong'ombe when he sees the baptism picture.....

One thing i know for sure is that the Pastor and the Pope cannot reach my PMpig but i am a first line target easily accessible to both at any time and anywhere....so,what to do?????



NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Kaigangio
#2 Posted : Wednesday, November 04, 2009 5:12:00 PM
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.....did someone say that i bring emilio into the mix??? aaaaiiii Rooocy might want me very dead....siwesmek!!!

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
segemia
#3 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 7:13:00 AM
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This is mighty interesting. I also don't understand how many times one needs to get saved in a given year,perhaps once per month. Saved SKerians,@ ngwono,fundaah etal could help or shed some light.

There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
sheri
#4 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 7:28:00 AM
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The ignorance and foolishness displayed by our so called leader is so high at times my standard 3 kid gives them compe.

As for the pictures the legio maria one looks great


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Baratang
#5 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 7:57:00 AM
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I hounestly can't believe that this is the high flying Kenyan Prime Minister performing such petty immature religious theatrics! is this really important or is it a part of his portfolio?

From Nothing,Nothing can be Processed into Nothing.
tony stark
#6 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:17:00 AM
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Raila can swim in the sewage and come out smelling of roses.
This guy has the x-factor...... simple.
PS: I didn't vote for him a mistake i wont make again.
Raila JUU!!!

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Kaigangio
#7 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:35:00 AM
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@ tony stark,

the above events are not imagined and neither are they fake....they are real and they took place at specific days and different venues...

the question is,why should a very senior member in the government act in a manner suggesting that religion in Kenya is pure rubbish? i have never seen or heard this kind of peculiar behaviour from an educated person anywhere else...only in Kenya!!!


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
ecstacy
#8 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:54:00 AM
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mtu fake kabisa
festom
#9 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:58:00 AM
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@Kiagangio,Pole sana,Very soon you will be accompanying ur Mpig to SA and Nigeria to Visit Waugwana!! All the best.

Don't sit and wait - look for the next opportunity
Chaka
#10 Posted : Thursday, November 05, 2009 8:59:00 AM
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These theatrics are like getting an honorary degree......
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