Hi all,
i am a regular and a dedicated follower of our leaders...i believe what they preach and say is the gospel truth...nothing but the truth...they tell me to kill my neighbour and i do it without asking any question..they tell me to grow the food and they do the eating and i say amen...
despite being such a humble follower,i am now having difficulties in following my leaders when it comes to religion....why???
my PMpig got saved in May 2009 and was instantly baptised...infact i am the one who was carrying the towel for wiping away the water and ensured that his second dry similar suit did not have any folds,and the shoes were nicely polished...This is the picture that was taken during the baptism session then...
Pastor oduor of Holiness and Repentance ministry who did the baptising was very thrilled indeed that he had already added one to his flock...
...then come November 2009 just 7 months later he emerged from the HQs offices of legio maria sect a dedicated follower and i instantly knew tha pope Ong'ombe was a happy priest because he had harvested another one to join his flock...this is the photograph that was taken of him:
I am now totally confused.....i don't know what i will tell Pastor David Oduor when he sees this photograph and neither do i have the guts to face Pope Ramanus Ong'ombe when he sees the baptism picture.....
One thing i know for sure is that the Pastor and the Pope cannot reach my PMpig but i am a first line target easily accessible to both at any time and anywhere....so,what to do?????
NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...