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Pesa Nane
#2911 Posted : Thursday, March 16, 2017 1:16:22 PM
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Hello guys, kindly niambieni what are the requirements of starting a national park, juu nashuku nyumba yangu ni park... Sufuria ni simba, thermos ni kifaru, kiberiti ni rhino, kijiko ni kangaroo, mafuta ya kupika ni kasuku, ya kujipaka ni ng'ombe, sabuni ni kuku, unga ya chapati ni ndovu, ya ugali ni jogoo, na slippers ni bata........Nisaidieni.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
C&P
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
Intelligentsia
#2912 Posted : Thursday, March 16, 2017 3:02:28 PM
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Joined: 10/1/2009
Posts: 2,436
Pesa Nane wrote:
Quote:
Hello guys, kindly niambieni what are the requirements of starting a national park, juu nashuku nyumba yangu ni park... Sufuria ni simba, thermos ni kifaru, kiberiti ni rhino, kijiko ni kangaroo, mafuta ya kupika ni kasuku, ya kujipaka ni ng'ombe, sabuni ni kuku, unga ya chapati ni ndovu, ya ugali ni jogoo, na slippers ni bata........Nisaidieni.


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C&P


Na hubby ni fisi!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
washiku
#2913 Posted : Friday, April 07, 2017 3:39:42 PM
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Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
Drobos fly
#2914 Posted : Saturday, April 08, 2017 2:04:49 AM
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Joined: 4/24/2012
Posts: 331
Location: Vantage point
washiku wrote:



































This one has been trending on FB and has wasted my evening juzi just reading those comments.
Ati bees are romantic, ikifika kwa mkebe inaangalia asali na inasema, "Honey I'm hoooooome!"

Alafu mwingine peana number ya simu ya nyuki tum text bomb

ufala nayo... Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Rankaz13
#2915 Posted : Thursday, April 20, 2017 12:45:55 PM
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Joined: 5/21/2013
Posts: 2,841
Location: Here
Drobos fly wrote:
washiku wrote:



































This one has been trending on FB and has wasted my evening juzi just reading those comments.
Ati bees are romantic, ikifika kwa mkebe inaangalia asali na inasema, "Honey I'm hoooooome!"

Alafu mwingine peana number ya simu ya nyuki tum text bomb

ufala nayo... Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


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Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
karqui
#2916 Posted : Friday, April 21, 2017 11:05:37 AM
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Joined: 8/2/2010
Posts: 480
Location: chokoo
Intelligentsia wrote:
Pesa Nane wrote:
Quote:
Hello guys, kindly niambieni what are the requirements of starting a national park, juu nashuku nyumba yangu ni park... Sufuria ni simba, thermos ni kifaru, kiberiti ni rhino, kijiko ni kangaroo, mafuta ya kupika ni kasuku, ya kujipaka ni ng'ombe, sabuni ni kuku, unga ya chapati ni ndovu, ya ugali ni jogoo, na slippers ni bata........Nisaidieni.


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
C&P


Na hubby ni fisi!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

@intell Shame on you Shame on you
Swenani
#2917 Posted : Wednesday, April 26, 2017 3:50:21 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Lolest!
#2918 Posted : Wednesday, April 26, 2017 4:15:48 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Meanwhile in kiambu
Journalist : Are you the winner ?

Waititu: : Yes I are
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
Swenani
#2919 Posted : Wednesday, June 28, 2017 2:23:57 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
Wasichana msiringe sana juu kuna siku babako atakubadilisha na ng'ombe
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
washiku
#2920 Posted : Saturday, July 01, 2017 11:28:08 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.
-The client: is room 39 vacant?
-The boss: yes, sir.
-The client: can I book it?
-The boss: of course you can.
-The client: thank you.
Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.
The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.
The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.
Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.
After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.
The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.
In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.
He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.
The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.
The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.
After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.
The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 73g.
This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.
Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.
The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.
The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.
To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.
The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.
In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.
-''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
-''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
-''Swear''
-''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.
Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.
When he does, I will let you know...😂 😂 😂
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