what would you do if ur connected neighbour annexes your quarter plot n stations watchies there to keep you off? No basis,official maps show plot is urs. But the guy does it coz he thinks -from what he sees on tv - u r not man enough plus u act senile. Na bado unalipa loan ya plot? Wewe utado?

When buying shares,ask yourself,would you buy the whole company?

Wega details hapa gama nataga saidiga. pana sigia mficha uge hazai?

pili gama wewe nagoniwa,wasa sema jirani.




'I am the master of my fate;
I am the captain of my soul.'-Invictus

..If your estranged wife is involved,forget it..1 (footnote)



1. Refer to Chinedu-Akinyi saga.

@ Simonkabz

I met the thug recently in a neighbouring country whereby he agreed to pull out forthwith n wait for a survey to be carried out. But even b4 i got back home,akinyi was on the phone frantically claiming ati militia imeongezwa. The jamaa has a brother who is in the army who even flew over the plot with an army chopper to intimidate akinyi. She has threatened to block the access road to his plot. She has guts sana. Lakini mimi,am scared s**tless of this thug... he is a former warrior,u see.

what to do?

When buying shares,ask yourself,would you buy the whole company?

Throw his Brigadier and Watchies to the lake or the nearest river and ask your neighbour Mutua to position old pickups belonging to GOSS on the Kaplot. You can also block the path to his other land. Are you not man enough who has only one wife?

IGANA.

Why then dont you delegate the problem to your shamba supervisor and cordinator who seems to have some balls? He might not be popular with some of your workers but as long as he delivers,who cares? You can give him 60% respect instead of 50% as earlier agreed and your problem will be solved. Do you realize how serious the issue is? Your integrity (the little bit thats remaining) and that of your Shamba (la wanyama) is at stake here.

IGANA.

!Slykat,

How about intimidating the ka-plot owner by getting the warrior to refer to him as Baba Artur Junior and not Baba James......You know Akinyi will drag you to announce the end of that ka-plot..........i mean,you can carpet bomb it or better still,turn it upside down......bure kabisa.....BTW.Are you from KTN?


Guka wa bijuti...

@Iganamagana @ Njung'e

You two are brilliant! U just inspired a possible solution. Here is what I will tell Nr. 1,'Eeh,there come (sic) a time when the interests of a kaplot are more important that those of Akinyi.'

And with that I will send Nr. 1 as the Special Envoy Nr. 1 to raid the Thug ala,Nation / KTN!

While Nr. 1 is there,I will mend my troubled relationship with Akinyi,thereby feasting on two birds with one mouth.

Kudos.

When buying shares,ask yourself,would you buy the whole company?

Or better,thereby teeing two balls with one swing. And who said am bila balls?

@ Kamangu

Migingo ni niiini?

When buying shares,ask yourself,would you buy the whole company?

@ Njung'e

Hapaaana cheekaa kilema! U know I nearly lost my life there - but more importantly - consequently the house on the hill. That is why I dont trust masaa and wiper.

When buying shares,ask yourself,would you buy the whole company?