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2012
#1 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 12:22:17 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
Can't seem to get that Saudi video outa my head...

Anyway, let's have some fun. Only practical everyday life trivia please...

Question:
For Men: You cannot shikilia and have to do a poo/long call. You go to a loo in town and after you discover there's no tissue. What will you use to wipe:

a) Socks
b) Underwear
c) Other. expound

BBI will solve it :)
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Angelica _ann
#2 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 12:25:14 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,937
Gazzeti ya kufunga nyama comes in handy d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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2012
#3 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 12:28:05 PM
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Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
Angelica _ann wrote:
Gazzeti ya kufunga nyama comes in handy d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


Na wale wa kusoma gazzeti kwa mtandao?

BBI will solve it :)
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AlphDoti
#4 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 12:45:16 PM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
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Location: Kenya
@2012...

c). Other: before starting the "project", first check. If confirmed resource missing, get out, next door kiosk, buy a bottle of water...
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2012
#5 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 2:26:08 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/9/2009
Posts: 6,592
Location: Nairobi
Question:

You are going home by mat and you have a 1,000bob note and you know it will be a struggle getting change in the mat since all the 'loose change' now is being held by politicians. Do you:
a) Buy something you don't need from a shop eg airtime?
b) Take your chances and board the mat anyway
c) Other. Expound.

BBI will solve it :)
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holycow
#6 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 2:44:25 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 11/11/2006
Posts: 972
Location: Home
2012 wrote:
Can't seem to get that Saudi video outa my head...

Anyway, let's have some fun. Only practical everyday life trivia please...

Question:
For Men: You cannot shikilia and have to do a poo/long call. You go to a loo in town and after you discover there's no tissue. What will you use to wipe:

a) Socks
b) Underwear
c) Other. expound



Others: Handkerchief. Once pulled that move after being mightily pressed in Nanyuki while on a road trip from Moyale. I quickly downloaded the offending stuff only to realise no tissue, next available option, handkerchief. Yeah, i know, Wazua never forgets and i expect this to come up someday.
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AlphDoti
#7 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 2:44:37 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
2012 wrote:
Question:

You are going home by mat and you have a 1,000bob note and you know it will be a struggle getting change in the mat since all the 'loose change' now is being held by politicians. Do you:
a) Buy something you don't need from a shop eg airtime?
b) Take your chances and board the mat anyway
c) Other. Expound.

@2012...

c). Other: MPESA KADOGO if you are an M-PESA customer, you can do transaction 100/- and below for free... you even send as little as 1/-
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Angelica _ann
#8 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 2:49:06 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,937
holycow wrote:
2012 wrote:
Can't seem to get that Saudi video outa my head...

Anyway, let's have some fun. Only practical everyday life trivia please...

Question:
For Men: You cannot shikilia and have to do a poo/long call. You go to a loo in town and after you discover there's no tissue. What will you use to wipe:

a) Socks
b) Underwear
c) Other. expound



Others: Handkerchief. Once pulled that move after being mightily pressed in Nanyuki while on a road trip from Moyale. I quickly downloaded the offending stuff only to realise no tissue, next available option, handkerchief. Yeah, i know, Wazua never forgets and i expect this to come up someday.

smile smile smile you will be reminded one day for sure!!!!
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Swenani
#9 Posted : Friday, March 03, 2017 5:55:46 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
2012 wrote:
Question:

You are going home by mat and you have a 1,000bob note and you know it will be a struggle getting change in the mat since all the 'loose change' now is being held by politicians. Do you:
a) Buy something you don't need from a shop eg airtime?
b) Take your chances and board the mat anyway
c) Other. Expound.


Other:drink the 1K to a manageable level
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Saturday, March 04, 2017 1:08:31 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Angelica _ann wrote:
Gazzeti ya kufunga nyama comes in handy d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!


Gazeti can gwara and painfully cause bruises to the nearby beautiful soft lips of the punani.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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