That vegetable discussion have reminded me of a certain
BIKOZULU POSTA ciggie break, two veggies converse.
Cabbage (C): Hi?
Italian Tomato (IT); Ciao
C: Is it true you are from Italy?
IT: Si. Forgive me, my inglese not good.
C: That's fine, nobody's here is. We are only vegetables, after all.
IT. Haha. Si.
C: Where in Italy do you come from?
IT: Tuscany.
C: Ati Tusker?
IT: No. Tuscany. Tuscany!
C: Aii, I don't know that one. I know Tusker.
IT: You? Where from?
C: From Kapsoit.
IT: Oh. Va bene. Nice.
C: Look, I want to tell you this is because we are neighbours here, but thing is other vegetables have been talking about you.
IT: Oh? Perchè?
C: They are saying you are not from Italy.
IT: Nonesense! I'm from Tuscany!
C: I'm just telling you the word on the floor.
IT: Grazie! Grazie!
C: Who do you expect to buy you anyway?
IT: I think, er , persona - do I say correctly? Person, si? Person from Kilishewa.
C: Kileleshwa?
IT: Aaah si, si. You? Who buy you?
C: Kikuyus, mostly.
IT; Kukuyus like cavolo?
C: What is cavolo?
IT: Cabbage.
C: They love cavolo. Listen are you here for a long time?
IT: I like it, I like Nairovi. Nice people. I like sun, bello!
C: Nice. We better get back to work.
IT: Yes, ni thaa cia wiira.
C: Haha. I knew you were from Kerugoya!!
