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mukiha
#1 Posted : Monday, May 03, 2010 7:11:25 AM
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For a clearing & forwarding company in Mombasa.
Ladies preferred.
Send CVs to info(at)humanbrainforsale(dot)com
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Jaguar
#2 Posted : Monday, May 03, 2010 7:51:56 AM
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remuneration?
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centerbolt
#3 Posted : Monday, May 03, 2010 10:34:55 AM
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mukiha wrote:
info(at)humanbrainforsale(dot)com


that email.......aiiiiih
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mukiha
#4 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:32:38 AM
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Jaguar wrote:
remuneration?

Unataka kazi ama unataka pesa?
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Layman
#5 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:34:57 AM
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Kazi na pesa go hand in hand.
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mukiha
#6 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:35:21 AM
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For a clearing & forwarding company in Mombasa.
Ladies preferred.
Send CVs to info(at)HumanBrainForSale(dot)com
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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mukiha
#7 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:37:31 AM
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centerbolt wrote:
mukiha wrote:
info(at)humanbrainforsale(dot)com


that email.......aiiiiih

A long time ago, during the SK days, I remember explaining that I a m in the business of buying and selling human brains! Do you not remember?
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Kioko_Nesa
#8 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 10:56:33 AM
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@Human brain for Sale???????
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mukiha
#9 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:12:07 AM
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Layman wrote:
Kazi na pesa go hand in hand.

Which do you want first?
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mukiha
#10 Posted : Wednesday, May 05, 2010 11:13:15 AM
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ANYONE WORRIED ABOUT THE SALARY AT THIS EARLY STAGE IS DISQUALIFIED
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Pret
#11 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 9:53:47 AM
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What Human Brain For Sale!!!What a name to give your Company...sorry i wouldnt even bother applying....As HR Manager?what are your job resposibilities?Recruiting Brains for sale?ha!!!Never Ever
Have a lovely day....
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bird_man
#12 Posted : Friday, May 07, 2010 10:21:53 AM
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Yenyewe si kwa ubaya....but why would you give that name to your company?Imagine telling your mum & dad back at home in shagz that's the company you work for!
Formally employed people often live their employers' dream & forget about their own.
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kenmac
#13 Posted : Saturday, May 08, 2010 5:34:32 PM
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>> qualifications?
......Ecclesiastes
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mukiha
#14 Posted : Tuesday, May 11, 2010 6:29:46 AM
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kenmac wrote:
>> qualifications?

University degree in ANY discipline, but with HR experience
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mukiha
#15 Posted : Wednesday, May 12, 2010 12:15:01 PM
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Economist David Ndii once said that there is NO shortage of jobs in Kenya; on the contrary there is a shortage of workers!

I am beginning to believe him. After one week and close to 300 views for this thread, only one person has sent a CV.

I thought there were too many graduates looking for jobs; how wrong I was!
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smano
#16 Posted : Wednesday, May 12, 2010 2:50:37 PM
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@Pret, I wish you had an idea of the kind of contributor to this forum mukiha is...then you'd know how juvenile your comment sounds.

I would suggest you go back to yahoo groups or whatever teenage forum you cam from! Look before you leapShame on you
BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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kenmac
#17 Posted : Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:02:03 PM
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>> well said @smano...ni masaibu ya kuwa new falar.
......Ecclesiastes
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kenmac
#18 Posted : Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:03:05 PM
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>> well said @smano...ni masaibu ya kuwa new falar.
......Ecclesiastes
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kyt
#19 Posted : Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:17:02 PM
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dont gang up against pret, mukikha may be a good contributor yes but this time round he got it bad big tyme.
LOVE WHAT YOU DO, DO WHAT YOU LOVE.
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muganda
#20 Posted : Wednesday, May 12, 2010 3:44:15 PM
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@mukiha, might I suggest something different...

I've noticed over time that certain functions in SME are better outsourced. And my list says IT, Legal, Audit, Cleaning, Messenger, and now HR.

I've come to realise these days many HR companies offer services where they basically send someone to your office once a week to sort out HR manual, leave procedures, objectives setting & review, and people emergencies. That added to the benefit of sourcing candidates for your core business from their CV pool.

And they definitely have much more experience than a recent graduate. Worth considering, you think...
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