@Impunity, on this post, I come in Peace and wave a white flag.
Man to man, I seek your counsel.
I would love to hear your version of what you once did to really make a woman smile, or happy.
I do not jest or seek to ridicule you in any way.
I do not speak about your mom, or sister, or any close relative.
Just a Lady who was or is special to you.
Prove the Administrator and the rest of us wrong in this one instance.
If you may, please indulge me.