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KCSE 2016 Results
FRM2011
#81 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 8:56:54 AM
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creativekaggs wrote:
After analyzing the results of top KCSE performers from various top schools, I discovered that ENGLISH was their worst performed subject.


Most top students got A's in other subjects and B+ in English. What's up with this?
Why can't KNEC consider the better grade of the two mandatory languages i.e. English or Kiswahili.
To increase the pool of students qualifying for STEM courses, for the purposes of grading and university admissions, only one language should be mandatory. The other can be optional, just like in the KCE exams of the old 7-6-3 system.



Very good observation.
Obi 1 Kanobi
#82 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 9:01:48 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
hardwood wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
KCSE GRADE SUMMARY
A 141
A- 4,645
B+ 10,975
B 17,216
B- 23,745
C+ 32,207
C 44,792
C- 61,026
D+ 80,951
D 112,135
D- 149,929
E 33,399

MAGA... Make the 'A' great again


That curve is skewed. There should have been about 1500 As for us to get a normal distribution curve. Matiangi alinyonga marks sana.



These results are very accurate. The median Kenyan is a "D". I am a little embarrassed lakini kusema ukweli the way we behave is just a reflection of our collective intelligence and as Matiangi has clearly showed us we are not very bright. Kumbe si kupenda kwetu ni ujinga huwa inatufanya tufanye zile vitu huwa tunafanya.

@alma is right, we are all idiots. So the As will vote for akina Ole Kiyiapi, Ekuru Aukot and Miguna while the Ds and D-s will vote for Baba and UK and Sonko and Bishop Wairimu. We cannot be helped!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly classic, this post needs to be pinned
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
Obi 1 Kanobi
#83 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 9:03:34 AM
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murchr wrote:
Kusadikika wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Kusadikika wrote:
These results are very accurate. The median Kenyan is a "D". I am a little embarrassed lakini kusema ukweli the way we behave is just a reflection of our collective intelligence and as Matiangi has clearly showed us we are not very bright. Kumbe si kupenda kwetu ni ujinga huwa inatufanya tufanye zile vitu huwa tunafanya.

@alma is right, we are all idiots. So the As will vote for akina Ole Kiyiapi, Ekuru Aukot and Miguna while the Ds and D-s will vote for Baba and UK and Sonko and Bishop Wairimu. We cannot be helped!!!

I hate you.

I Hate You.

I HATE YOU.



I am actually very worried.

D and below: 295,463 (51.7 % of all candidates)
D+ and above: 275,698 (48.3% of all candidates)


The lowest D+ guy is smarter than half of all the candidates and all these guys are going to get an ID each and each vote has equal weight.

@Masukuma, please advise because you are the elections expert. I think the election system we use was designed under the the assumption that we are a country of smart people. We have now come to the difficult realization that that assumption was wrong. Is there a system that would help us get competent leadership?


On a serious note, where will all those people go?

Thank God they won't be finding their way into some Medical course, (assuming MKU will not enroll them after a two weeks bridging coursePray Pray )
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
masukuma
#84 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 10:23:07 AM
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Kusadikika wrote:
aemathenge wrote:
Kusadikika wrote:
These results are very accurate. The median Kenyan is a "D". I am a little embarrassed lakini kusema ukweli the way we behave is just a reflection of our collective intelligence and as Matiangi has clearly showed us we are not very bright. Kumbe si kupenda kwetu ni ujinga huwa inatufanya tufanye zile vitu huwa tunafanya.

@alma is right, we are all idiots. So the As will vote for akina Ole Kiyiapi, Ekuru Aukot and Miguna while the Ds and D-s will vote for Baba and UK and Sonko and Bishop Wairimu. We cannot be helped!!!

I hate you.

I Hate You.

I HATE YOU.



I am actually very worried.

D and below: 295,463 (51.7 % of all candidates)
D+ and above: 275,698 (48.3% of all candidates)

The lowest D+ guy is smarter than half of all the candidates and all these guys are going to get an ID each and each vote has equal weight.

@Masukuma, please advise because you are the elections expert. I think the election system we use was designed under the the assumption that we are a country of smart people. We have now come to the difficult realization that that assumption was wrong. Is there a system that would help us get competent leadership?

Who told you the system of governance (not election) was designed for 'smart people'? representation has nothing to do with people being 'smart' or otherwise! at the core of the election system is the concept of a 'voice'!.
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alma1
#85 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 11:04:33 AM
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Obi 1 Kanobi wrote:
Kusadikika wrote:
hardwood wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
KCSE GRADE SUMMARY
A 141
A- 4,645
B+ 10,975
B 17,216
B- 23,745
C+ 32,207
C 44,792
C- 61,026
D+ 80,951
D 112,135
D- 149,929
E 33,399

MAGA... Make the 'A' great again


That curve is skewed. There should have been about 1500 As for us to get a normal distribution curve. Matiangi alinyonga marks sana.



These results are very accurate. The median Kenyan is a "D". I am a little embarrassed lakini kusema ukweli the way we behave is just a reflection of our collective intelligence and as Matiangi has clearly showed us we are not very bright. Kumbe si kupenda kwetu ni ujinga huwa inatufanya tufanye zile vitu huwa tunafanya.

@alma is right, we are all idiots. So the As will vote for akina Ole Kiyiapi, Ekuru Aukot and Miguna while the Ds and D-s will vote for Baba and UK and Sonko and Bishop Wairimu. We cannot be helped!!!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly classic, this post needs to be pinned


Wouldn't it be interesting that I decide to vote Uhuru simply because of Matiangi?

Those of us who have had the displeasure of interviewing "university" students are not shocked.

Let real data tell the truth about the state of our country.

My question now is this

Since all the ones with C+ are going to public universities, does it now mean that USIU, Strathmore, Daystar etc now have to take in the students with D+

I remember in our time that was the case. The best students to public universities, the ones who's parents just had to get a degree in their family to those funny universities being built on funny strips of roads in the city centre.

If Uhuru brings back Matiangi, I'll vote for him. This is the change we wanted. Something that you can see. And now we see.


Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

thuks
#86 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 11:39:07 AM
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How is it four yrs down the line?
Motomoto
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maka wrote:
jaggernaut wrote:
My daughter's results:
Total score 392
Maths A
English A
Others A-
...congrats
Mine - 395. Very good result. Now if the parents
descend on the teachers with whips and other
assorted weapons, I will not be among them
I care!
kaka2za
#87 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 1:54:49 PM
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Kusadikika wrote:
hardwood wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
KCSE GRADE SUMMARY
A 141
A- 4,645
B+ 10,975
B 17,216
B- 23,745
C+ 32,207
C 44,792
C- 61,026
D+ 80,951
D 112,135
D- 149,929
E 33,399

MAGA... Make the 'A' great again


That curve is skewed. There should have been about 1500 As for us to get a normal distribution curve. Matiangi alinyonga marks sana.



These results are very accurate. The median Kenyan is a "D". I am a little embarrassed lakini kusema ukweli the way we behave is just a reflection of our collective intelligence and as Matiangi has clearly showed us we are not very bright. Kumbe si kupenda kwetu ni ujinga huwa inatufanya tufanye zile vitu huwa tunafanya.

@alma is right, we are all idiots. So the As will vote for akina Ole Kiyiapi, Ekuru Aukot and Miguna while the Ds and D-s will vote for Baba and UK and Sonko and Bishop Wairimu. We cannot be helped!!!


Bishop Wairimu ni nani?
Truth forever on the scaffold
Wrong forever on the throne
(James Russell Rowell)
Lolest!
#88 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 1:57:09 PM
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kaka2za wrote:
Kusadikika wrote:
hardwood wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
KCSE GRADE SUMMARY
A 141
A- 4,645
B+ 10,975
B 17,216
B- 23,745
C+ 32,207
C 44,792
C- 61,026
D+ 80,951
D 112,135
D- 149,929
E 33,399

MAGA... Make the 'A' great again


That curve is skewed. There should have been about 1500 As for us to get a normal distribution curve. Matiangi alinyonga marks sana.



These results are very accurate. The median Kenyan is a "D". I am a little embarrassed lakini kusema ukweli the way we behave is just a reflection of our collective intelligence and as Matiangi has clearly showed us we are not very bright. Kumbe si kupenda kwetu ni ujinga huwa inatufanya tufanye zile vitu huwa tunafanya.

@alma is right, we are all idiots. So the As will vote for akina Ole Kiyiapi, Ekuru Aukot and Miguna while the Ds and D-s will vote for Baba and UK and Sonko and Bishop Wairimu. We cannot be helped!!!


Bishop Wairimu ni nani?

Labda Teresia wa FEM
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Lolest!
#89 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 1:59:28 PM
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Has Bonnie Mwangi announced his results?
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kiash
#90 Posted : Friday, December 30, 2016 2:47:08 PM
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Location: Nyumbani
Shak wrote:
Where's the Kabarak principal? I remember a fat glowing article in one of the dailies attributing the success of the candidates to his 'outstanding' management of the institution. Such school heads and their boards need to be punished severely




I heard these guys have been stealing the exam for such a longtime. Imagine going to a primary school , your parents pay for you to pass, go to Kabarak High school and they pay for your KCSE and you endup in Daystar where the same parents will pay the lecturers and you end up becoming a lawyer and pay the judges to pass your judgements

That is the system in Kenya actually.

At the end of the day you think such a fellow is so brilliant d'oh! d'oh!
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