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alma1		#1 Posted : Friday, December 02, 2016 10:16:51 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/19/2015 Posts: 2,871 Location: hapo		So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?
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washiku		#2 Posted : Saturday, December 03, 2016 7:38:44 AM
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masukuma		#3 Posted : Saturday, December 03, 2016 12:08:11 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi		alma1 wrote: So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? Quote: Users browsing this topic tycho, masukuma All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Njung'e		#4 Posted : Sunday, December 04, 2016 12:50:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		alma1 wrote: So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? First things first...... Wacha bangi!! I am not sure at your age you have seen an umbilical cord (Probably that of a cow) . I think you are referring to the navel aka belly button aka mukonyo. Two. The story is as old as Gikuyu or Mugikuyu less the puss part. It's an old myth meant to scare disrespectful young people amongst your people so stop worrying about it. It's just mucene. One more thing!. A protruding navel is known as a "Gikonyo". Now you know! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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washiku		#5 Posted : Sunday, December 04, 2016 2:44:00 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		Njung'e wrote: alma1 wrote: So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? First things first...... Wacha bangi!! I am not sure at your age you have seen an umbilical cord (Probably that of a cow) . I think you are referring to the navel aka belly button aka mukonyo. Two. The story is as old as Gikuyu or Mugikuyu less the puss part. It's an old myth meant to scare disrespectful young people amongst your people so stop worrying about it. It's just mucene. One more thing!. A protruding navel is known as a "Gikonyo". Now you know! I have a friend called Gikonyo. Is it true what am thinking about his navel? A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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alma1		#6 Posted : Sunday, December 04, 2016 2:51:42 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 9/19/2015 Posts: 2,871 Location: hapo		washiku wrote: Njung'e wrote: alma1 wrote: So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? First things first...... Wacha bangi!! I am not sure at your age you have seen an umbilical cord (Probably that of a cow) . I think you are referring to the navel aka belly button aka mukonyo. Two. The story is as old as Gikuyu or Mugikuyu less the puss part. It's an old myth meant to scare disrespectful young people amongst your people so stop worrying about it. It's just mucene. One more thing!. A protruding navel is known as a "Gikonyo". Now you know! I have a friend called Gikonyo. Is it true what am thinking about his navel? yaani this story is true? I'll never look at a guy called Gikonyo with a straight face again. Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?
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washiku		#7 Posted : Sunday, December 04, 2016 3:07:52 PM
Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095		alma1 wrote: washiku wrote: Njung'e wrote: alma1 wrote: So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? First things first...... Wacha bangi!! I am not sure at your age you have seen an umbilical cord (Probably that of a cow) . I think you are referring to the navel aka belly button aka mukonyo. Two. The story is as old as Gikuyu or Mugikuyu less the puss part. It's an old myth meant to scare disrespectful young people amongst your people so stop worrying about it. It's just mucene. One more thing!. A protruding navel is known as a "Gikonyo". Now you know! I have a friend called Gikonyo. Is it true what am thinking about his navel? yaani this story is true? I'll never look at a guy called Gikonyo with a straight face again. A needy child's education depends on you. Click here to assist
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AlphDoti		#8 Posted : Monday, December 05, 2016 11:42:32 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya		alma1 wrote: washiku wrote: Njung'e wrote: alma1 wrote: So today my sister in law came back from Qatar. All of a sudden I found out no one in the house was talking to me. I got worried like a man. Sitaki kusengenywa. So I went to the yard and found them sijui doing what with their hair and the women laughing. Kumbe it was a story....from gishagi Ati a guy before he died told his people that if he doesn't like them, their mukonyo, or umbilical cord will stick out and start oozing pus. So the fellow died. Then his sister got the mukonyo sick and oozing with pus. Ati now the story is, guys from campus decided to test it. They went and started jumping on his grave and now all of them are in hosi coz of the mukonyo oozing puss.. ni kweri ama rogo? First things first...... Wacha bangi!! I am not sure at your age you have seen an umbilical cord (Probably that of a cow) . I think you are referring to the navel aka belly button aka mukonyo. Two. The story is as old as Gikuyu or Mugikuyu less the puss part. It's an old myth meant to scare disrespectful young people amongst your people so stop worrying about it. It's just mucene. One more thing!. A protruding navel is known as a "Gikonyo". Now you know! I have a friend called Gikonyo. Is it true what am thinking about his navel? yaani this story is true? I'll never look at a guy called Gikonyo with a straight face again. No bro @alma. Majority of kids with this condition lasts for a few years, say 2 years of 3 years or so... After that age, the navel clears out to normal. The cause of this is infection during birth... So traditionally, when this is noticed by the "ignorant" gishagi people, they get idea for the name. So do not laugh or think of mocking those people. You might get one Gikonyo among your kids... even if you you won't call her/him that name...
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