
reminds me of a couple of sayings...
Msemo no. 1Quote:"No matter how hot she is, someone out there is sick of dealing with her sh*t"?
<-- it implies that the grass is greener on the other side especially where it has lots of sh*t or is becoming greener because you are fertilizing it with bullsh*t
Msemo no. 2Quote:Show me a beautiful woman and I'll show you a man who's tired of (what's the savory word for it...).... aheming.... her.
if a guy was in a coma for 40 years and woke up and the first time he woke you asked him this question
Quote:Prince Charles left one of these for the other - TAKE A GUESS WHO IT WAS

Which answer will they take? To which woman did the prince of Wales say these words to?
Quote:”I want to be reincarnated as your tampon.”
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!