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Does anybody know when this guy is coming back? Just had a conversation with a saved friend who told me that I need to repent (whatever that means) because apparently Jesus is coming back soon and these are the end days. 😳😳😳
Does anybody have a ball park date of when to expect him? Am just curious because I would like to meet him and hopefully have a conversation with him when he touches down.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/21/2013 Posts: 427
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hamburglar wrote:Does anybody know when this guy is coming back? Just had a conversation with a saved friend who told me that I need to repent (whatever that means) because apparently Jesus is coming back soon and these are the end days. 😳😳😳
Does anybody have a ball park date of when to expect him? Am just curious because I would like to meet him and hopefully have a conversation with him when he touches down.
What a way to start a Friday! Along the same lines, I would like to know whether there is a deadline within which you are required to have repented. Can I do it when he is here or the rules are the repentance ought to be done before he descends?
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Sisemi kitu, waiting for @maka etal to counter. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity wrote:Sisemi kitu, waiting for @maka etal to counter.
 bora tycho asiingilie kati. Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?
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alma1 wrote:Impunity wrote:Sisemi kitu, waiting for @maka etal to counter.
bora tycho asiingilie kati. Been long since we had those crazy threads  In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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He's already here? Hahaha. I hope tycho doesn't see this coz I don't feel like getting a headache today.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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del Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity wrote:Sisemi kitu, waiting for @maka,@washiku etal to counter.
It's you phone again? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote:Sisemi kitu, waiting for @maka,@washiku etal to counter.
It's you phone again? Deleted already! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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I had a conversation with my saved friend earlier today and he told me that Jesus is coming soon and the only way for me to avoid eternal damnation is to repent.
My question is, how does one repent and what are we repenting from? Also, this guy told me that these are the last days, does anybody know how he came up with that conclusion that we are in the home stretch of mortality?
He also told me that as an atheist, I have no morals and I will definitely go to hell, which I think os pretty harsh because am a nice guy. Lol. But has anybody been to this hell he was telling me about? I would like to know how it is over there.
I hope this thread doesn't get deleted like the first one because I am genuinely concerned by what my friend said to me. I need answers.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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hamburglar wrote:I had a conversation with my saved friend earlier today and he told me that Jesus is coming soon and the only way for me to avoid eternal damnation is to repent.
My question is, how does one repent and what are we repenting from? Also, this guy told me that these are the last days, does anybody know how he came up with that conclusion that we are in the home stretch of mortality?
He also told me that as an atheist, I have no morals and I will definitely go to hell, which I think os pretty harsh because am a nice guy. Lol. But has anybody been to this hell he was telling me about? I would like to know how it is over there.
I hope this thread doesn't get deleted like the first one because I am genuinely concerned by what my friend said to me. I need answers. You need Jesus in your life, the first thread is very much active Here it isIf Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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Aaaah. I need glasses not Jesus. 😊I posted it under Culture and it was moved to Life thus my confusion. And the way I have been all over Wazua crying foul. Lol.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,921
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Swenani wrote:hamburglar wrote:I had a conversation with my saved friend earlier today and he told me that Jesus is coming soon and the only way for me to avoid eternal damnation is to repent.
My question is, how does one repent and what are we repenting from? Also, this guy told me that these are the last days, does anybody know how he came up with that conclusion that we are in the home stretch of mortality?
He also told me that as an atheist, I have no morals and I will definitely go to hell, which I think os pretty harsh because am a nice guy. Lol. But has anybody been to this hell he was telling me about? I would like to know how it is over there.
I hope this thread doesn't get deleted like the first one because I am genuinely concerned by what my friend said to me. I need answers. You need Jesus in your life, the first thread is very much active Here it is In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/25/2008 Posts: 510
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Theism, atheism, agnosticism, anti-religion etc are personal belief systems that sane individuals feel persuaded internally to subscribe to, there is nothing wrong if your god self (the God/DNA/some primordial knowing inside you) becomes curious. Just go with the flow and see where it may lead you. Personally, although I have many questions, my being is inclined towards existence of a Grand Designer of things. Randomness/gray areas/infinity as it may seem is a higher order of things. My mantra: I would rather believe in God that "doesn't exist" than not to believe and get shocked he does! I AM trust in GOD, I AM belief in THYSELF
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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hamburglar wrote:I had a conversation with my saved friend earlier today and he told me that Jesus is coming soon and the only way for me to avoid eternal damnation is to repent.
On the coming part, he will surely come. Wait a minute!!.... He might delay just a lil" bit because he is still looking for a good enough nyahunyo to whip your bare bottoms until your ugly balls turn red! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/11/2015 Posts: 1,024
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hamburglar wrote:I had a conversation with my saved friend earlier today and he told me that Jesus is coming soon and the only way for me to avoid eternal damnation is to repent.
My question is, how does one repent and what are we repenting from? Also, this guy told me that these are the last days, does anybody know how he came up with that conclusion that we are in the home stretch of mortality?
He also told me that as an atheist, I have no morals and I will definitely go to hell, which I think os pretty harsh because am a nice guy. Lol. But has anybody been to this hell he was telling me about? I would like to know how it is over there.
I hope this thread doesn't get deleted like the first one because I am genuinely concerned by what my friend said to me. I need answers. I have had similar conversations with my friends. They say they know we are in the home stretch of immortality because the things they have read to have happened have actually happened and so there is no reason to doubt the things that are yet to happen will happen.
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