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Beware of installing CCTV in the house
AlphDoti
#11 Posted : Friday, November 04, 2016 4:03:14 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.
sitaki.kujulikana
#12 Posted : Friday, November 04, 2016 4:25:13 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly unacheza na shaitani, a porche and a ka v8 and you wont know what hit you, wachana na sweets na cake
Swenani
#13 Posted : Friday, November 04, 2016 4:33:15 PM
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Posts: 13,237
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AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
PeterReborn
#14 Posted : Friday, November 04, 2016 4:59:24 PM
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Posts: 1,063
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Consistency is better than intensity
popat
#15 Posted : Saturday, November 05, 2016 12:59:48 PM
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Location: kenya
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King

It doesnt matter how thorough you are.Bibi mkora ni Mkora.She will be chewed upende usipende. Marrying a barmaid for example and expecting a wife is like trying to tame a hyena to a pet.
Cornelius Vanderbilt
#16 Posted : Sunday, November 06, 2016 2:16:44 PM
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Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King



nkt.
quicksand
#17 Posted : Sunday, November 06, 2016 6:06:16 PM
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Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King


The level of hubris in Wazua is unbelievable. Almost all fellas think cause they have a dick and it goes into a woman they are the best f*** in town. Excuse my french. The depth of wiles in women goes deeeep my fellow gents...she could be yelling at the top of her lungs and whispering in your ear that you are adonis himself...kumbe huku on the side another guy is helping you as you imagine you are the jogoo of jogoos. Unless you can read a woman's mind? Do your best and tulia. Because you don't know, you can't know and her telling you isn't the last word on the subject...even screaming and gushing rivers...you can accomplish that, then another fellow makes her gush oceans.
Swenani
#18 Posted : Sunday, November 06, 2016 7:22:23 PM
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Joined: 8/15/2013
Posts: 13,237
Location: Vacuum
quicksand wrote:
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King


The level of hubris in Wazua is unbelievable. Almost all fellas think cause they have a dick and it goes into a woman they are the best f*** in town. Excuse my french. The depth of wiles in women goes deeeep my fellow gents...she could be yelling at the top of her lungs and whispering in your ear that you are adonis himself...kumbe huku on the side another guy is helping you as you imagine you are the jogoo of jogoos. Unless you can read a woman's mind? Do your best and tulia. Because you don't know, you can't know and her telling you isn't the last word on the subject...even screaming and gushing rivers...you can accomplish that, then another fellow makes her gush oceans.


pole sana quicksand, your name betrays your....quicksmile smile smile smile smile
If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
quicksand
#19 Posted : Sunday, November 06, 2016 9:22:31 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 7/5/2010
Posts: 2,061
Location: Nairobi
Swenani wrote:
quicksand wrote:
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King


The level of hubris in Wazua is unbelievable. Almost all fellas think cause they have a dick and it goes into a woman they are the best f*** in town. Excuse my french. The depth of wiles in women goes deeeep my fellow gents...she could be yelling at the top of her lungs and whispering in your ear that you are adonis himself...kumbe huku on the side another guy is helping you as you imagine you are the jogoo of jogoos. Unless you can read a woman's mind? Do your best and tulia. Because you don't know, you can't know and her telling you isn't the last word on the subject...even screaming and gushing rivers...you can accomplish that, then another fellow makes her gush oceans.


pole sana quicksand, your name betrays your....quicksmile smile smile smile smile


Hit a nerve there did we old chap? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
AlphDoti
#20 Posted : Monday, November 07, 2016 11:35:36 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
popat wrote:
Swenani wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Angelica _ann wrote:
Njung'e wrote:
If the intention of the cameras was to catch a thief, then, the man got two.

smile

My advice to the young men, do your job at home properly. Even if it means every day of her clean days, work on your shamba properly. Not just digging, ensure it is quality job, remove all weeds and use mbolea (chocolate, sweets, cakes etc)... And after that, provide maintenance to your family... This way, shaitani will have it difficult to infiltrate your home.

Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause

"Money can get you a wife but a good dick job will get you a loyal wife"-Martin Luther King

It doesnt matter how thorough you are.Bibi mkora ni Mkora.She will be chewed upende usipende. Marrying a barmaid for example and expecting a wife is like trying to tame a hyena to a pet.

@popat and @quicksand, you have a point. I'm sorry i forgot to say, we are talking about a good woman. Sorry I forgot to say first you should choose a righteous wife to be a righteous mother for your children. Choose from among women those who are righteous, and who are of good descent. We are not talking about wakora. We cannot teach you everything...

Now after that, take care of her. And I don't mean take care of her like a baby, coz it seems you misunderstand everything we write. Take care of her and shaitan will find it hard to mislead her.
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