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Impunity wrote:Bigchick wrote:In the very foreseable future I will be returned to my mothers humble aboard because I have been unable to manage Mr's Socks.
Here is my challenge
1.One side of a pair will somehow get lost.Have tried buying many of the same colour but haisidii.Somewhere along the way moja itapotea.
2.After washing the soles become rough and pale.Have tried different soaps but no change.If I use a machine they become loose on the edges.
Tafadhali before nirudishwe kwetu saidieni.
Try skin if due-REX fails you. Thank me. The only person who understood the problem..  Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/1/2011 Posts: 396
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AlphDoti wrote:Bigchick wrote:jmbada wrote:AlphDoti wrote:jmbada wrote:<deleted> On a separate note, your "man" should be able to dress himself. What is he, like 7 years old? My own kids tell me when they've outgrown their clothes / or they are worn out. @jmbada, if you're truly married (which I doubt), and you're not enjoying these services, then you're loosing a lot... I'm sorry to say then you do not have a wife... I myself I do a lot of stuff for my wife, and she does a lot for me... What is the problem? You even wait until your kids tell you their clothes are too small? Bana... surprise them boss! @Alpha...I am very married and extremely modern. I take care of myself. Boss, the world has changed. I choose my clothes, my food and I come and go as I please. You need to chanuka. Where is the pleasure in your wife buying you crappy polyster blend clothes/socks with YOUR OWN money? As @Sheikh says uko na shida ya bibi.(Sijasema ni mubaya) Why should she buy you crappy cloths?Kwani she does not know your taste?If you relate well she sure knows your style and class so will not buy you anything below you.Lakini kama munajifichiana then you give her 3k to buy you a cotton shirt and she buys you a polyester blend of 1k and she keeps the difference. For me it is those small things that make marriage a happy companionship. BTW what do you mean by I come and go as I please?What do you mean by I choose my food? @jmbada, ati you choose your own food, you come & go as you please... clearly your wife and yourself are just roommates... Is that house an hostel with a restaurant downstairs? If you want that marriage to last, make changes now before it becomes too late. A weak man can't handle a real woman, so he goes for the weaker females who won't question his character and just accepts what he gives! Sisi tumelea watoto karibu wanatuondokea... I guess you've just started... Listen now to wazees, else soon you'll be shocked... Yezz
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/5/2010 Posts: 2,459
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Bigchick wrote:jmbada wrote:Go to Avilas. Buy one set of medium thickness Cotton Socks (5-800 bob). Then carry that whenever you go to buy new socks. On a separate note, your "man" should be able to dress himself. What is he, like 7 years old? My own kids tell me when they've outgrown their clothes / or they are worn out. Eish!Iko nini?You must be having a bad day.Pole.Relax. Kila mtu hufunga Punda yake pahali anapenda. Who talked of dressing him?We are talking of socks and managing them.Obviously he will not wash his socks when am around neither will he look for them in the house.That remains my duty and I happily perform it.And what is wrong with me dressing him if I want to? Or if he wants to? Ngai!! Sasa hapa mimi nitasemaje? I don't know whether I should be embarrassed to say this but ever since I got married( over 10 yrs), I have never bought socks and/or boxers. Missus took over that dept. Maybe am still a teenager according to @jmbanda.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,921
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FRM2011 wrote:Bigchick wrote:jmbada wrote:Go to Avilas. Buy one set of medium thickness Cotton Socks (5-800 bob). Then carry that whenever you go to buy new socks. On a separate note, your "man" should be able to dress himself. What is he, like 7 years old? My own kids tell me when they've outgrown their clothes / or they are worn out. Eish!Iko nini?You must be having a bad day.Pole.Relax. Kila mtu hufunga Punda yake pahali anapenda. Who talked of dressing him?We are talking of socks and managing them.Obviously he will not wash his socks when am around neither will he look for them in the house.That remains my duty and I happily perform it.And what is wrong with me dressing him if I want to? Or if he wants to? Ngai!! Sasa hapa mimi nitasemaje? I don't know whether I should be embarrassed to say this but ever since I got married( over 10 yrs), I have never bought socks and/or boxers. Missus took over that dept. Maybe am still a teenager according to @jmbanda. Ngai!!!! Hiyo ni corruption In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/1/2011 Posts: 396
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FRM2011 wrote:Bigchick wrote:jmbada wrote:Go to Avilas. Buy one set of medium thickness Cotton Socks (5-800 bob). Then carry that whenever you go to buy new socks. On a separate note, your "man" should be able to dress himself. What is he, like 7 years old? My own kids tell me when they've outgrown their clothes / or they are worn out. Eish!Iko nini?You must be having a bad day.Pole.Relax. Kila mtu hufunga Punda yake pahali anapenda. Who talked of dressing him?We are talking of socks and managing them.Obviously he will not wash his socks when am around neither will he look for them in the house.That remains my duty and I happily perform it.And what is wrong with me dressing him if I want to? Or if he wants to? Ngai!! Sasa hapa mimi nitasemaje? I don't know whether I should be embarrassed to say this but ever since I got married( over 10 yrs), I have never bought socks and/or boxers. Missus took over that dept. Maybe am still a teenager according to @jmbanda. Correction. A 7-year-old is not a teenager.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/1/2011 Posts: 396
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FRM2011 wrote:Bigchick wrote:jmbada wrote:Go to Avilas. Buy one set of medium thickness Cotton Socks (5-800 bob). Then carry that whenever you go to buy new socks. On a separate note, your "man" should be able to dress himself. What is he, like 7 years old? My own kids tell me when they've outgrown their clothes / or they are worn out. Eish!Iko nini?You must be having a bad day.Pole.Relax. Kila mtu hufunga Punda yake pahali anapenda. Who talked of dressing him?We are talking of socks and managing them.Obviously he will not wash his socks when am around neither will he look for them in the house.That remains my duty and I happily perform it.And what is wrong with me dressing him if I want to? Or if he wants to? Ngai!! Sasa hapa mimi nitasemaje? I don't know whether I should be embarrassed to say this but ever since I got married( over 10 yrs), I have never bought socks and/or boxers. Missus took over that dept. Maybe am still a teenager according to @jmbanda. Correction...a 7 year old is not a teenager. Oh, and the phrase is "I am..." not "am" But to each his own.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/20/2009 Posts: 1,402
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radio wrote:Best take away from this...it isn't sabotage on the side of my madam...Kumbe it's common je many a homes. After them socks getting lost..esp one. I bought one colour socks. I only got2 coloured for the weekends. Tragedy is...even with the same colours, 10 become 5 in no timê. I gave up trying to find out where they dissapeared to
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 1/3/2014 Posts: 1,063
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jmbada wrote:FRM2011 wrote:Bigchick wrote:jmbada wrote:Go to Avilas. Buy one set of medium thickness Cotton Socks (5-800 bob). Then carry that whenever you go to buy new socks. On a separate note, your "man" should be able to dress himself. What is he, like 7 years old? My own kids tell me when they've outgrown their clothes / or they are worn out. Eish!Iko nini?You must be having a bad day.Pole.Relax. Kila mtu hufunga Punda yake pahali anapenda. Who talked of dressing him?We are talking of socks and managing them.Obviously he will not wash his socks when am around neither will he look for them in the house.That remains my duty and I happily perform it.And what is wrong with me dressing him if I want to? Or if he wants to? Ngai!! Sasa hapa mimi nitasemaje? I don't know whether I should be embarrassed to say this but ever since I got married( over 10 yrs), I have never bought socks and/or boxers. Missus took over that dept. Maybe am still a teenager according to @jmbanda. Correction...a 7 year old is not a teenager. Oh, and the phrase is "I am..." not "am" But to each his own.  Seems Jmbada is actually 7 year old  Consistency is better than intensity
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2007 Posts: 838
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Some people have issues but so is humanity. Diverse. We need aholes like these to show us the rear part of mankind. WHO DARES WINS
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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Bigchick wrote:In the very foreseable future I will be returned to my mothers humble abode because I have been unable to manage Mr's Socks.
Here is my challenge
1.One side of a pair will somehow get lost.Have tried buying many of the same colour but haisidii.Somewhere along the way moja itapotea.
2.After washing the soles become rough and pale.Have tried different soaps but no change.If I use a machine they become loose on the edges.
Tafadhali before nirudishwe kwetu saidieni.
Check the Socks Deposit BankPesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Haya, maneno ndio haya 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,921
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washiku wrote:Haya, maneno ndio haya #10>>>>>>>can @Nguka and Julie confirm!!!!!!!! In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/25/2014 Posts: 2,301 Location: kenya
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washiku wrote:Haya, maneno ndio haya Mzungu will be OK with all this . Mwafrika like me will be unsettled to a point of questioning if I wear diapers at this age
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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enyands wrote:washiku wrote:Haya, maneno ndio haya Mzungu will be OK with all this . Mwafrika like me will be unsettled to a point of questioning if I wear diapers at this age I find them nothing out of the ordinary.This happens often BUT ONLY within a loving environment. Sio tumekosana and you expect me to turn at midnight to relieve your stressful day with my Nyonyos. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,921
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/8/2013 Posts: 4,068 Location: At Large.
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Yes Angelica... You cut his nails,you accompany him to the bathroom and chat as he showers and if he cannot reach his back you offer a helping hand,you take breakfast to the table and of its hot you bring sufuria ama jug ya kupoesha......nothing unusual in all those points except the way the author has made it look like its a mandatory duty and the exerggeration of item 10. Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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This is a parable for those who understand, but for the diapers people... you still need to grow up to understand. By the way, this also makes the nyonyos firm, when fondled and caressed... ask sheikh Google.
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