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Ndoto za oduu (Weird dreams!!!!)
Intelligentsia
#21 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 3:56:13 PM
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Impunity wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
We may at times dream between 3-5 dreams, but we remember the one that is most prominent.

If a dream occurs again and again, or it is the same dream but different pple also dreaming about, then definitely merits your attention, a msg is being passed on to you.

Often however, we dream of what is in our subconscious minds eg if you were watching a horror movie just before you sleep, you make have dreams of vampires in which you are biting off a generous chunk of @swenani's neck to get to his jugular...

However, @Impunity, in your dream you seem to be anxious about discovery of something that you would rather keep away from people close to you: maybe you r anxious abt coming out of the closet, or the fact that no househelps or vajos within a 2-mile radius of your diggz have peace when you go on leave, etc

Be that as it may,note that in spiritual terms when you dream of:
1) Fires: fire is a purifying agent, you need to work on certain areas of
your life.

2) Snakes: be more cautious of devious pple around you who do not rejoice
in your success but will outwardly show they do.






Can you translate those of aborted landings?

Just when she has said yes and you are lowering her white panties then you wake up, u try to close your eyes hard and make the room darker in order to catch up with the aborted sleep in order to "finish" it lakini you stay awake nontheless! You eyes see stars and the sleep poteas kabisa.
You simply decide to go to the washroom and pee to cool down.

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad



A kind of unfinished business, you never reached gratification and you got disappointed. More so if you had really pursued that socket, and this feeling will be gnawing at you at the subconscious mind level that there was incomplete intimacy and you need a another chance to complete it.

Solution is just to let go, all plugs have their missed landing opportunities - could be you dashed off for a rubber in the next room and in that one minute the socket changed her darn mind after seeing your hairy behind, or were about to offload your anxious passsengers when a cop directed to you by a nearby watchie whom you contemptuously refused to tip, now taps on your car window demanding ufunge muriango d'oh!

If you keep on moving fwd while looking at your rear view dating mirror then u will miss out new dating opportunities that will always come your way.


Lolest!
#22 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 4:00:42 PM
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sitaki.kujulikana wrote:
That dream means that, you have very many enemies who are looking to finish you.
The worst part is that you had nowhere to run, now that is very dangerous since it means you have no escape, you are boxed in, now contrast that with the open field and broad daylight and you are doomed, that means that the green light has been given by all both the heavens and below, nothing to hide.

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Impunity
#23 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 4:09:20 PM
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sitaki.kujulikana wrote:
That dream means that, you have very many enemies who are looking to finish you.
The worst part is that you had nowhere to run, now that is very dangerous since it means you have no escape, you are boxed in, now contrast that with the open field and broad daylight and you are doomed, that means that the green light has been given by all both the heavens and below, nothing to hide.

ongea na @alpha he says a prayer for you


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Impunity
#24 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 4:14:34 PM
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Intelligentsia wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Intelligentsia wrote:
We may at times dream between 3-5 dreams, but we remember the one that is most prominent.

If a dream occurs again and again, or it is the same dream but different pple also dreaming about, then definitely merits your attention, a msg is being passed on to you.

Often however, we dream of what is in our subconscious minds eg if you were watching a horror movie just before you sleep, you make have dreams of vampires in which you are biting off a generous chunk of @swenani's neck to get to his jugular...

However, @Impunity, in your dream you seem to be anxious about discovery of something that you would rather keep away from people close to you: maybe you r anxious abt coming out of the closet, or the fact that no househelps or vajos within a 2-mile radius of your diggz have peace when you go on leave, etc

Be that as it may,note that in spiritual terms when you dream of:
1) Fires: fire is a purifying agent, you need to work on certain areas of
your life.

2) Snakes: be more cautious of devious pple around you who do not rejoice
in your success but will outwardly show they do.






Can you translate those of aborted landings?

Just when she has said yes and you are lowering her white panties then you wake up, u try to close your eyes hard and make the room darker in order to catch up with the aborted sleep in order to "finish" it lakini you stay awake nontheless! You eyes see stars and the sleep poteas kabisa.
You simply decide to go to the washroom and pee to cool down.

Sad Sad Sad Sad Sad



A kind of unfinished business, you never reached gratification and you got disappointed. More so if you had really pursued that socket, and this feeling will be gnawing at you at the subconscious mind level that there was incomplete intimacy and you need a another chance to complete it.

Solution is just to let go, all plugs have their missed landing opportunities - could be you dashed off for a rubber in the next room and in that one minute the socket changed her darn mind after seeing your hairy behind, or were about to offload your anxious passsengers when a cop directed to you by a nearby watchie whom you contemptuously refused to tip, now taps on your car window demanding ufunge muriango d'oh!

If you keep on moving fwd while looking at your rear view dating mirror then u will miss out new dating opportunities that will always come your way.




Eti hairy what?

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AlphDoti
#25 Posted : Tuesday, September 06, 2016 8:40:28 PM
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mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle!

Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones.

I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!!

I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine.

Jesso!!!

Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream?

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All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!!

@wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below:

...there are four types of sleep:
1. One is to lie on the back: best
2. One is to sleep on the right side: best
3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad
4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil.

@Alph, why is sleeping on the left not 'best'?

@mkeiy, it is "not bad"...

But sleeping on your stomach is definitely not healthy. I can share more details if you want...
A scientific report (released by the US government, I think in Nov 2000) said that it is one of the major causes of "cot death" which effects children under the age of three. CNN said that sleeping on the stomach is the worst position and leads to neck and back pain, increases wrinkles, and damages breasts i.e. a woman cannot maintain perky "airbags"

@Alph,Saidia brother kwa hii maneno ya sleeping on the left.

How safe is it?

@mkeiy, here is something that will shade some lights...

Quote:
Modern scientific studies have suggested a beneficial effect of right lateral decubitus position on the heart. In particular, one study assessed the autonomic effect of three sleep positions (supine, left lateral decubitus, and right lateral decubitus) in healthy subjects using spectral heart rate variability analysis. The results indicated that cardiac vagal activity was greatest when subjects were in the right lateral decubitus position. In addition, an animal study indicated that vagal stimulation has an antiarrhythmic effect. Several studies have demonstrated that the recumbent position affects autonomic nervous system activity in patients with congestive heart failure, and that there is attenuation of the sympathetic tone when subjects are in the right lateral decubitus position.


mkeiy
#26 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 7:29:49 AM
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AlphDoti wrote:
mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
mkeiy wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
Wamunyota wrote:
Impunity wrote:
Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle!

Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones.

I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!!

I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine.

Jesso!!!

Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream?

Pray Pray Pray Pray

All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!!

@wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below:

...there are four types of sleep:
1. One is to lie on the back: best
2. One is to sleep on the right side: best
3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad
4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil.

@Alph, why is sleeping on the left not 'best'?

@mkeiy, it is "not bad"...

But sleeping on your stomach is definitely not healthy. I can share more details if you want...
A scientific report (released by the US government, I think in Nov 2000) said that it is one of the major causes of "cot death" which effects children under the age of three. CNN said that sleeping on the stomach is the worst position and leads to neck and back pain, increases wrinkles, and damages breasts i.e. a woman cannot maintain perky "airbags"

@Alph,Saidia brother kwa hii maneno ya sleeping on the left.

How safe is it?

@mkeiy, here is something that will shade some lights...

Quote:
Modern scientific studies have suggested a beneficial effect of right lateral decubitus position on the heart. In particular, one study assessed the autonomic effect of three sleep positions (supine, left lateral decubitus, and right lateral decubitus) in healthy subjects using spectral heart rate variability analysis. The results indicated that cardiac vagal activity was greatest when subjects were in the right lateral decubitus position. In addition, an animal study indicated that vagal stimulation has an antiarrhythmic effect. Several studies have demonstrated that the recumbent position affects autonomic nervous system activity in patients with congestive heart failure, and that there is attenuation of the sympathetic tone when subjects are in the right lateral decubitus position.





@Alph, Asante sana!
masukuma
#27 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 9:59:20 AM
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but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..
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AlphDoti
#28 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 2:02:00 PM
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masukuma wrote:
but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..

True.
tycho
#29 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 2:12:58 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
masukuma wrote:
but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..

True.


While the issue of sleeping positions is given importance by many, my experience with dreams and sleeping positions doesn't support the proposition that 'bad' dreams are a result of say sleeping on my belly-something I rarely do. Or sleeping in a position deemed as 'not good'.

Dream quality is independent of sleeping position.
hardwood
#30 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 2:58:02 PM
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@Alph should have told us the whole truth, that he was referring to religion.

Quote:
In Islamic culture, some sleep positions are encouraged while others are discouraged based on the practice (Sunnah) and recommendations of Muhammad. Thus, many Muslims sleep on their right side, particularly, in the initial part of sleep. Muhammad said, “Whenever you go to bed, perform ablution like that for the prayer, and lie on your right side” [SM 2710). In description of the sleep of Muhammad, a Hadith states, “When the Prophet (pbuh) wants to go to sleep, he puts his right hand under his cheek” [SM 2713].
AlphDoti
#31 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 3:03:47 PM
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hardwood wrote:
@Alph should have told us the whole truth, that he was referring to religion.

Quote:
In Islamic culture, some sleep positions are encouraged while others are discouraged based on the practice (Sunnah) and recommendations of Muhammad. Thus, many Muslims sleep on their right side, particularly, in the initial part of sleep. Muhammad said, “Whenever you go to bed, perform ablution like that for the prayer, and lie on your right side” [SM 2710). In description of the sleep of Muhammad, a Hadith states, “When the Prophet (pbuh) wants to go to sleep, he puts his right hand under his cheek” [SM 2713].

@hardwood, it is in agreement with science.
AlphDoti
#32 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 3:06:10 PM
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tycho wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
masukuma wrote:
but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..

True.

While the issue of sleeping positions is given importance by many, my experience with dreams and sleeping positions doesn't support the proposition that 'bad' dreams are a result of say sleeping on my belly-something I rarely do. Or sleeping in a position deemed as 'not good'.

Dream quality is independent of sleeping position

Research does not agree with your experience.

A study revealed that people who sleep on their fronts are significantly more likely to have erotic dreams compared to those who went to sleep in other positions. Prone sleepers also reported other racy dream themes like "being tied up," "being locked up" and "being unable to move," according to the new study published in the journal Dreaming. ...because those people don't get as much air when they sleep on their stomach, so it makes their unconscious brain think or imagine being constricted as a result of external stimuli.
tycho
#33 Posted : Wednesday, September 07, 2016 4:15:05 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
tycho wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
masukuma wrote:
but let me ask... si you are only in control of the position you sleep in AT THE BEGINNING? it defaults back to some other "style" when uko autopilot..

True.

While the issue of sleeping positions is given importance by many, my experience with dreams and sleeping positions doesn't support the proposition that 'bad' dreams are a result of say sleeping on my belly-something I rarely do. Or sleeping in a position deemed as 'not good'.

Dream quality is independent of sleeping position

Research does not agree with your experience.

A study revealed that people who sleep on their fronts are significantly more likely to have erotic dreams compared to those who went to sleep in other positions. Prone sleepers also reported other racy dream themes like "being tied up," "being locked up" and "being unable to move," according to the new study published in the journal Dreaming. ...because those people don't get as much air when they sleep on their stomach, so it makes their unconscious brain think or imagine being constricted as a result of external stimuli.


They are 'significantly more likely' because their positions have certain physical effects; but if the same quality of dreams can be experienced in other positions, as is the case, the causal link is broken.

Again, what may be interpreted as 'racy' may not be 'racy' in the dream world. So even the effects of certain positions may not be clear to the researchers.


washiku
#34 Posted : Thursday, September 08, 2016 5:34:15 PM
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Ever had the naked dream? Common interpretations will reveal a dream of being naked (particularly before a group of peers) is a sign of insecurity, humiliation, shame or feelings of vulnerability. Another way of looking at it is that it may be indicating a return to our natural state – ‘Just be yourself’. Further, dreaming of ourselves nude may be a message to become liberated, get a taste of true freedom and break out of conformity and the ties that bind. To dream of being naked represents feelings of being vulnerable or exposed. An aspect your life is totally out in the open or revealed. An unexpected change may be making you feel like your private life is suddenly on display to others. Feeling put on the spot in a way you aren't used to. Feeling that you have no protection. Feeling awkward. A lack of privacy.

Negatively, dreaming of being naked may reflect your dishonesty that is impossible to hide anymore. Feeling embarrassed that you got caught lying. Personal information or private matters may be out in the open. Feeling vulnerable or susceptible to influence. Feeling exposed, humiliated, or powerless because a weakness has been revealed. Feeling shame, inept, or inadequate. Feeling vulnerable to others judgement.

Positively, being naked in a dream may represent feelings of being totally confident. Not caring what other people think about you at all. Enjoying having the truth exposed. Feeling that you have nothing to hide. If you enjoy being naked it may reflect a situation in which you feel free to all restraints. Nothing is holding you back. Feeling unencumbered. Openness and sincerity.

To dream of other people being naked may represent "seeing the naked truth of a situation." All weaknesses are out in the open.

To dream of being naked at school represents waking life situations where you may be experiencing anxiety about problems that you can't do anything to hide. Facing something serious that you can't keep private.

To dream of being naked at work represents feelings about having to be honest all the time. Being unable to disguise or cover up your mistakes. Situations where cheating is impossible or spotted immediately. It may also reflect feelings about honesty being important to prove all the time.

To dream of being naked at the beach may represent feelings about being unable to hide your true intentions or to act dishonest while confronting a negative situation. Facing uncertainty in your life while being unable to lie or hide anything. The beach reflects a confrontational moment in your life while the nakedness points to feelings about your true self being on display to others.

To dream of hiding your naked body represents a fear of having the truth revealed or exposed. Embarrassment of being caught lying. There is something about yourself that you don't want scrutinized. Wishing to conceal a weakness.

To see beautiful sexually attractive people naked may represent desirable experiences that you want to have. It may also reflect your sexual desires or fantasies. Experiencing situations that you really like.

Being naked and ready for sex represents your readiness to enjoy yourself doing something you like. Negatively, it may be a sign that you are too eager or allowing the prospect of pleasure to cloud your judgement.

To dream of being naked while people laugh at you represents feelings of embarrassment about some area of your life that is out in the open. Humiliation due to lies or impotence being revealed. If you don't care about the laughter it reflects a high degree of comfort with yourself despite what other people think of you. Feeling no jealousy or not allowing revelations to bother you. Being uninhibited.
Impunity
#35 Posted : Thursday, September 08, 2016 5:42:56 PM
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washiku wrote:
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Being naked and ready for sex represents your readiness to enjoy yourself doing something you like.





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