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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream?  Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!! Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? Did you have any cheesy meals jana? All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Pole brother. It's the style of sleep that results in the dreams you have (most of the time). 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Wamunyota wrote:Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!! @wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below: ...there are four types of sleep: 1. One is to lie on the back: best 2. One is to sleep on the right side: best 3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad 4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? Your fake life is about to be revealed If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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masukuma wrote:Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? Did you have any cheesy meals jana? Nope. I ate pan-fried boneless fish with mashed irish baby potatoes together with sauted kale with spring onions! There was also some freshly prepared yellow mustard sauce on the sides. Now not unless the yellow thing in the mustard sauce was cheese.  Portfolio: Sold
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/27/2012 Posts: 851 Location: Nairobi
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AlphDoti wrote:Wamunyota wrote:Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!! @wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below: ...there are four types of sleep: 1. One is to lie on the back: best 2. One is to sleep on the right side: best 3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad 4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil. @Alph, why is sleeping on the left not 'best'?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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We all dream - we just remember the dreams that get disrupted ... that is why they are "unfinished". All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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mkeiy wrote:AlphDoti wrote:Wamunyota wrote:Impunity wrote:Dreamt that I was attending a company function, something like tree planting event or some get together open filed event in broad dayligt in on open field, with several colleagues, male and sockets kabambe; then gafla bin fuu and punda si zebra I found out that I didnt have my pants on and all my gears and crystal balls are all hanging out there for everyone to see and giggle! Sockets jostle for vantage position to click their smartphones. I try to cover up with my hands lakini nothing get covered much, I try to look for a place to run and hide but I have to pass through a multitude of colleagues who are now surging forward for a lifetime spectacle!!! I start crying/mumbling then I wake up suddenly, panting and with my mouth wide open, making some incoherent sound, sleeping upside, duvet on the floor, pinetree sharp and pointing north like the turret of a Russian Nuclear sub-marine. Jesso!!! Anyone ever experienced such a weird dream? All your evils will soon be revealed. Repent now!! @wamunyota, you may be right, see no.4 below: ...there are four types of sleep: 1. One is to lie on the back: best 2. One is to sleep on the right side: best 3. One is to sleep on the left: not bad4. And one is to sleep on the stomach that is the sleep of the devil. @Alph, why is sleeping on the left not 'best'? @mkeiy, it is " not bad"... But sleeping on your stomach is definitely not healthy. I can share more details if you want... A scientific report (released by the US government, I think in Nov 2000) said that it is one of the major causes of " cot death" which effects children under the age of three. CNN said that sleeping on the stomach is the worst position and leads to neck and back pain, increases wrinkles, and damages breasts i.e. a woman cannot maintain perky "airbags"
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