sasa mimi hukunywa maziwa lala peke yake,how much will it measure on the ritcher scale?

.....this was long overdue.
.....wewe sheeps,you will arrested if the milk is over- fermented !
.....Please humbly join me and other Kenyans in taking a taxi every Friday and Saturday evening starting today.

..@Nandwa...they are disposable....kunywa fanta wacha excuses

@Ma-hegoat,
Uhhhm.....should register.Si Ushuru mugagatu is a cousin of busaa?...BTW,are they sticking to one and half beers?....kama namna hiyo sasa nakunywa kabisa niki-blow,hiyo gadget ina-trip...lol.

...at Nandwa,the fine for drunken driving is close to 10k.They can buy you one tube every day without blinking.
...this means you pay for the guy who is never caught,but you get to tell him so next time he behaves too.
....The gadget has a scale,once i was caught in foreign land at the weeeeeeee hours but was saved by a well-wisher who came and slammed the police car.They wanted him dead or alive so i was pardoned,drove home and served a short on ice,phew!