Not a joke: Remember the following:

Kariuki Chotara during the opening of a new Nakuru Kanu office (I can't remember the year); 'Mtukufu Rais, mimi nashindwa hii maisha mingi Mungu amenipatia ni ya nini. Mimi nataka Mungu akate miaka zangu ingine aongeze wewe, ndio uongoze milele. Mimi sitaki kuishi sana na Mzee wewe uko, hizi miaka zangu upewe wewe Mtukufu Rais'. Kariuki Chotara died soon after. Moi is still alive. The gods have ears.

and

James Njiru, Kirinyaga Kanu Branch chairman (can't remember the year); 'Mheshimiwa Rais mimi nikieda biguni nipate hauko huko, mimi sitaki biguni. Afadhari niperekwo jehanamu tushomeke na wewe'. Njiru was immediately suspended from Kanu for this insinuation of Moi being found anywhere outside heaven!

another one

Oloo Aringo's 'your excellency, the father of our nation, it is because of you that kenya is an island of peace in a sea of turbulence. Since you came to power, we have been blessed with rivers of milk and mountains of butter' was classic

You are joking. Right?