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masukuma
#1 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2016 10:30:37 PM
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All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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murchr
#2 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2016 10:41:45 PM
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Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly "Tied in the village, needed in the city". And you wonder why the city is over populated?
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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#3 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2016 11:13:28 PM
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murchr wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly "Tied in the village, needed in the city". And you wonder why the city is over populated?

I can see a trend.. after attending that - you go to the city and attend
"leave me and let me drive" (i think with the "how to identify a witch")
"give me a spouse of i die"
and finally
"I will not leave lagos empty handed"
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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#4 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2016 11:34:48 PM
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I think Nigerians and all the Kanyaris of this world discovered a fundamental secret of success; Confidence. Confidence is everything. If you have confidence you can sell anything in this world and people will buy it.

I am very sure if a confident man stood in the middle of Kibera with a mtungi of water and declared that the water was fresh water from Lake Victoria and he is selling a cup for 20 shillings and all you need to do is wash your face with it and all your stomach problems will be cured..... he would have an empty mtungi in a very short time.
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#5 Posted : Thursday, September 01, 2016 11:52:21 PM
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masukuma wrote:
murchr wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly "Tied in the village, needed in the city". And you wonder why the city is over populated?

I can see a trend.. after attending that - you go to the city and attend
"leave me and let me drive" (i think with the "how to identify a witch")
"give me a spouse of i die"
and finally
"I will not leave lagos empty handed"


And after enough wahala in Lagos, you join "I smell America" and start waiting for that elusive visa
"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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masukuma
#6 Posted : Friday, September 02, 2016 12:38:43 PM
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murchr wrote:
masukuma wrote:
murchr wrote:
Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly "Tied in the village, needed in the city". And you wonder why the city is over populated?

I can see a trend.. after attending that - you go to the city and attend
"leave me and let me drive" (i think with the "how to identify a witch")
"give me a spouse of i die"
and finally
"I will not leave lagos empty handed"


And after enough wahala in Lagos, you join "I smell America" and start waiting for that elusive visa

not sure when you attend prison break ya matimoni d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! .... i suspect before "give me a spouse of i die" or if you married a wrong one after "give me a spouse of i die" Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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#7 Posted : Monday, March 05, 2018 9:36:27 PM
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