Hating on safaricom:
1. Wanjiku carried the pregnancy and bore the child (IPO and refund saga)
2. Wanjiku nurtured the child through hardship (Stagnant share price coupled with very low dividends to earn all of the 85Bn in retained earning)
3. Wanjiku got bought off on the cheap by the fat cats (HNW investors, Foreigners, Institutions)
4. Fat cats pumped the price and invaded the cookie jar (awarded themselves Super High dividends + a forced SPECIAL dividend) - Wanjiku's blood, sweat and labour over the years
5. Fat cats are now planning to hand over the emaciated stock back to Wanjiku at a princely sum for another cycle.
Disclaimer: I sold my holding at a good profit

BUT at a paltry Ksh. 4.10
Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.