Jameni, when will the mwanafunzi study if you are advising him to run a business 400km away? Let him concentrate on his studies. A good education is the best investment.

True. Everyone starts somewhere.

Good idea you have. I agree with Mahegoat, trust no one. Run what you can under your direct supervision. Once people learn of your idea, they will copy it in other campuses and if you are not there to supervise in your other 'branches', you will only get frustrated.

Get a degree under your belt; it is always good to have an educational foundation that you can fall back on.

All the best

Good morning Tiger, how is business?

You need three girlfriends.

Correction, your business needs two girlfriends and your academics needs one too.

Girlfriend 1, call her Beyoncé, will be your Business Unit One Accountant. She will also be your Business Unit Two Auditor.

Girlfriend 2, call her Shakira, will be your Business Unit Two Accountant. She will also be your Business One Auditor.

Both these girls will be students in your campus but both should be pursuing a bachelor’s degree in commerce with accounting options.

Girlfriend 3, call her Rihanna, will be a colleague student in your class. She will be a “swot”. She will make sure you study, pass your examinations, and get your degree. She will make sure you attend class, take your notes, and sit your continuous assessment tests. You will study together and keep up with her. She will be your partner in your academics.

As part of your relationships, you will prepare each business unit’s accounts, probably in an Excel worksheet, and give Beyoncé accounts for unit one. She will proceed to prepare these accounts in requisite formats and give them back to you.

You will proceed to give this new version to Shakira and ask her to audit them and make any enhancements or corrections she deems due.

Conversely, do the same for Business Unit 2 and give the raw worksheet to Shakira and her formatted worksheet to Beyoncé for auditing, corrections, and enhancements.

This will go on for as long as you will be a student at your university. Your dates will consist of discussions about the respective business units and corrections the respective auditor will bring up.

Whatever happens, do not let any of girls know she is auditing the other’s accounts.

Pay particular and close attention when any of these girls catch feelings and start to “kṹbogotha” about figures or any aspect of the accounting unit they are auditing. Their “kṹbogotharing” will produce gems of business brilliance.

You will pay for this through paying for these girlfriends’ upkeep. Pamper them. Let them wear the latest trends and have their hair done at least once a week. You will not be doing this for yourself. You will be doing this for your business.

Okay. There will be eeeeee coitus but let us not take this thread to the Greens, shall we?

Basically that's "basic formalities". If I met an investor today. That's what I would introduce myself as.
And since i'm addressing professionals as well,might be important to state that.
Thanks tho.