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Wamunyota vs Alph 😎
masukuma
#11 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 4:50:08 PM
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AlphDoti wrote:
Swenani wrote:
@Alpha,I think Masukuma's joke missed you by many light yearssmile smile smile smile smile

I know the joke brother. I've received it thousand times on WhatsApp. I just don't want jokes from him. I'm serious Kenya who is building the nation directly and indirectly. I don't want him thinking I'm waiting for pension like him, which I don't think it is anywhere near the 6.47M range rover he's admiring...

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Swenani
#12 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 4:55:13 PM
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@Masukuma be like



@Alphadoti responds


@Masukuma acknowledges Alphadoti's response

If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
Wamunyota
#13 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 5:26:37 PM
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Hutia Mundu!!
Wamunyota
#14 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 5:31:44 PM
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Swenani wrote:
@Masukuma be like



@Alphadoti responds


@Masukuma acknowledges Alphadoti's response


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly This Doti guy is taking life too seriously.He needs to get some classes from Guka.
Hutia Mundu!!
Impunity
#15 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 5:52:46 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎


18 years a go beer was 45bob!

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#16 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 9:43:57 PM
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Othelo wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎


18 years a go beer was 45bob!

Bought beer at 27bob smile

Started with whitecap export @ 5.50 and then shifted to pilsner @ 10 bob plus some cents...
Taurrus
#17 Posted : Tuesday, July 19, 2016 11:37:11 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 8/25/2015
Posts: 839
Location: Kite
Buster wrote:
Othelo wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎


18 years a go beer was 45bob!

Bought beer at 27bob smile

Started with whitecap export @ 5.50 and then shifted to pilsner @ 10 bob plus some cents...

Shame on you
Othelo
#18 Posted : Tuesday, July 19, 2016 11:54:03 AM
Rank: User

Joined: 1/20/2014
Posts: 3,528
Taurrus wrote:
Buster wrote:
Othelo wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎


18 years a go beer was 45bob!

Bought beer at 27bob smile

Started with whitecap export @ 5.50 and then shifted to pilsner @ 10 bob plus some cents...

Shame on you

There has NEVER been White Cup export hapa Kenya??? ISORITE smile smile smile
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Buster
#19 Posted : Wednesday, July 20, 2016 6:09:05 PM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 5/17/2007
Posts: 1,345
Code:
Othelo wrote:
Taurrus wrote:
Buster wrote:
Othelo wrote:
Impunity wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎


18 years a go beer was 45bob!

Bought beer at 27bob smile

Started with whitecap export @ 5.50 and then shifted to pilsner @ 10 bob plus some cents...

Shame on you

There has NEVER been White Cup export hapa Kenya??? ISORITE smile smile smile

Oh yes there was a whitecap export in a dumpy bottle and it was my first choice then....
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