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Atalaku
#1 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:25:59 AM
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I am back after some unexplained absence. Let me explain...I planted 1 acre of cassava. And when it was a few months to maturity, some animals started digging out my cassava. I did not notice until yesterday because they were doing it right in the middle of the farm. All this time I have been hunting for those animals to bring them to justice. I am glad to announce that I managed to capture (alive) the leader of the gang. Here is is his picture. You can see what wonders cassava can do...

Muheani
#2 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:32:41 AM
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Atalaku wrote:
I am back after some unexplained absence. Let me explain...I planted 1 acre of cassava. And when it was a few months to maturity, some animals started digging out my cassava. I did not notice until yesterday because they were doing it right in the middle of the farm. All this time I have been hunting for those animals to bring them to justice. I am glad to announce that I managed to capture (alive) the leader of the gang. Here is is his picture. You can see what wonders cassava can do...




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly OK.

So are you saying you were away eating cassava...and that the pic shows how well you have fed?
Atalaku
#3 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:38:52 AM
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@Muheani...Yes...I am okay!
Othelo
#4 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 10:58:13 AM
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Karibu boss. your brother @swenani is also lost probably part of #cassava!!!
Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
Atalaku
#5 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 11:33:38 AM
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Othelo wrote:
Karibu boss. your brother @swenani is also lost probably part of #cassava!!!

...It has been a while since I heard about him...But last time he was seen heading to a local clinic to see a quack to treat a very bad form of syphilis. I hope he got well...
Coolio
#6 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 12:24:24 PM
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#Cassava magic.! if a squirrel can be that big then how "blessed" is Atalaku?
Nadondosha meli kubwa seuze ngalawa!
washiku
#7 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 5:31:25 PM
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Angelica _ann
#8 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 7:17:17 PM
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How long does one has to take cassava to start feeling filled?
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Wamunyota
#9 Posted : Tuesday, July 21, 2015 7:32:29 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
How long does one has to take cassava to start feeling filled?

Drool Drool
Hutia Mundu!!
Atalaku
#10 Posted : Wednesday, July 22, 2015 11:04:01 PM
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Angelica _ann wrote:
How long does one has to take cassava to start feeling filled?

Nione kando...
Muheani
#11 Posted : Thursday, July 23, 2015 4:41:23 AM
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By the way, cassava is a little expensive.
Back i n the village all one needed to do is visit the river, find a ka insect called Njereri, have it bite the boobs or the dick and results would be awesome in a few days.

So, just head to the river and find Njereri
radio
#12 Posted : Thursday, July 23, 2015 6:18:26 AM
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Muheani wrote:
By the way, cassava is a little expensive.
Back i n the village all one needed to do is visit the river, find a ka insect called Njereri, have it bite the boobs or the dick and results would be awesome in a few days.

So, just head to the river and find Njereri


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Njereri still exist?
Muheani
#13 Posted : Thursday, July 23, 2015 8:01:14 AM
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radio wrote:
Muheani wrote:
By the way, cassava is a little expensive.
Back i n the village all one needed to do is visit the river, find a ka insect called Njereri, have it bite the boobs or the dick and results would be awesome in a few days.

So, just head to the river and find Njereri


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Njereri still exist?


Yap. But don't try the Nairobi river ones. The results will be elephant.
Swenani
#14 Posted : Monday, July 18, 2016 5:30:25 PM
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Lol, Atalaku came back and went to the SME section...I wonder why? is it becuase the SME section color is close to the color of vegetation in Ukambani? He is not used to green!
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