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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Alph.....Do you drink beer ? Wamunyota......Oh yes. Alph......How many bottles per day ? Wamunyota..... 5 Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ? Wamunyota......18 yrs back ! Alph........How much is a bottle ? Wamunyota.........200/= Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ? Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now. Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ? Alph.....Go ahead. Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ? Alph........No ! Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎 All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
18 years a go beer was 45bob! Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,823 Location: Nairobi
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Impunity wrote:masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
18 years a go beer was 45bob! Welder fanya hesabu yako and tell us ungekuwa umenunua nini! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528
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Impunity wrote:masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
18 years a go beer was 45bob! Bought beer at 27bob  Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
Without bragging, but just to address this question, I have more than a range rover. I have a land-rover. I have farm pickup. I have saloon for wife to go shopping. I have trailer. I have planter. I have tractors.... I have all those things you can imagine designed for the farm life. Yes, and I don't drink. And I've lots of free time when all is done in the farm. Just like now, it is cold season, nothing much happening in the farms, waiting for harvesting from Sep to Oct... Breaks like this is when I can login to Wazua and read you posts and respond to them as I drink 4p.m. uji prepared by my wife... I don't waste my time in the pubs risking micheles and looking at waiters like you @masukuma... Now, get your campus scientific calculator and visit CMC and ask them to help you calculate the cost of all those... then come back here with your ujingas... 
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528
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AlphDoti wrote:masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
Without bragging, but just to address this question, I have more than a range rover. I have a land-rover. I have farm pickup. I have saloon for wife to go shopping. I have trailer. I have planter. I have tractors.... I have all those things you can imagine designed for the farm life. Yes, and I don't drink. And I've lots of free time when all is done in the farm. Just like now, it is cold season, nothing much happening in the farms, waiting for harvesting from Sep to Oct... Breaks like this is when I can login to Wazua and read you posts and respond to them as I drink 4p.m. uji prepared by my wife... I don't waste my time in the pubs risking micheles and looking at waiters like you @masukuma... Now, get your campus scientific calculator and visit CMC and ask them to help you calculate the cost of all those... then come back here with your ujingas... I can see that this joke has really annoyed 'us' Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Othelo wrote:AlphDoti wrote:masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
Without bragging, but just to address this question, I have more than a range rover. I have a land-rover. I have farm pickup. I have saloon for wife to go shopping. I have trailer. I have planter. I have tractors.... I have all those things you can imagine designed for the farm life. Yes, and I don't drink. And I've lots of free time when all is done in the farm. Just like now, it is cold season, nothing much happening in the farms, waiting for harvesting from Sep to Oct... Breaks like this is when I can login to Wazua and read you posts and respond to them as I drink 4p.m. uji prepared by my wife... I don't waste my time in the pubs risking micheles and looking at waiters like you @masukuma... Now, get your campus scientific calculator and visit CMC and ask them to help you calculate the cost of all those... then come back here with your ujingas... I can see that this joke has really annoyed 'us' I'm always warning @masukuma but he does not listen. He should have run straight to his wife (he said he is a self-decalred-house-negro who just wants to be home), look what happened to him now here...
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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AlphDoti wrote:Othelo wrote:AlphDoti wrote:masukuma wrote:Alph.....Do you drink beer ?
Wamunyota......Oh yes.
Alph......How many bottles per day ?
Wamunyota..... 5
Alph.......When did u start drinking beer ?
Wamunyota......18 yrs back !
Alph........How much is a bottle ?
Wamunyota.........200/=
Alph..........So you spent 1000/= for beer per day ?
Wamunyota......Yes kabisaa
Alph......If you were saving that 1000/= per day times 18 yrs. you get 6,470,000, you could be driving your own Range Rover right now.
Wamunyota......May i ask u a question ?
Alph.....Go ahead.
Wamunyota.....Do u drink beer ?
Alph........No !
Wamunyota......So where is your Range Rover ??? 😎
Without bragging, but just to address this question, I have more than a range rover. I have a land-rover. I have farm pickup. I have saloon for wife to go shopping. I have trailer. I have planter. I have tractors.... I have all those things you can imagine designed for the farm life. Yes, and I don't drink. And I've lots of free time when all is done in the farm. Just like now, it is cold season, nothing much happening in the farms, waiting for harvesting from Sep to Oct... Breaks like this is when I can login to Wazua and read you posts and respond to them as I drink 4p.m. uji prepared by my wife... I don't waste my time in the pubs risking micheles and looking at waiters like you @masukuma... Now, get your campus scientific calculator and visit CMC and ask them to help you calculate the cost of all those... then come back here with your ujingas... I can see that this joke has really annoyed 'us' I'm always warning @masukuma but he does not listen. He should have run straight to his wife (he said he is a self-decalred-house-negro who just wants to be home), look what happened to him now here... @Alpha,I think Masukuma's joke missed you by many light years If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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I know the joke brother. I've received it thousand times on WhatsApp. I just don't want jokes from him. I'm serious Kenya who is building the nation directly and indirectly. I don't want him thinking I'm waiting for pension like him, which I don't think it is anywhere near the 6.47M range rover he's admiring...
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