Nancey wa Bonoko
Mutua wa Kameme

This is not original but i had to share it all the same.
Do you wonder what Kibaki's phonebook looks like? Here's a glimpse of some of his contacts:
Lucy nyina wa Jimmy, Kiraitu wa Maguta, Ruto wa Mbembe, Raila Sumbua, Kiraithe wa Maheni, Nyong'o Materu, Atwoli wa Migomo, Khalwale Muceneneko, Kajwang wa Ibande, Wanjiru Muhunjia, Kalonzo watermelon, Iteere Muthigari, Mwau wa ndawa,Mutunga wa Mindira, Sonko wa Migathi, Murugi karuti nguo, Ngilu wa maai ma ndobori,
Karua kaguruki, Michuki prefect, Uhuru wa thigara, Wamboi plan B

Wa! Poleni. Don't know how i had missed this. Wazua removed my thread and merged it with this one