Sunshade. Really.
You are an employee in a certain firm where you are responsible for a Kshs. 50,000.00 cash float for two week periods.
You decide you wish to misappropriate this cash float and “invest” it in the Nairobi Securities Exchange.
You intend to buy a set of shares and sell them after every two weeks.
You intend to return the float for accounting after which you go back to the Exchange. And infinitum.
As such, you are here in the Virtual Republic of Wazua hopping that Citizens will, in their infinite stupidity, enlighten you about when precisely certain counters will rise in value and fall.
Or you hope Citizens will inform you when a certain counter will rise and when it will fall enabling you make a Kshs. 50,000.00 stolen cash float fuelled killing.
Welcome to the Virtual Republic of Wazua Sunshade. It is idiots like you who make enlightened investors rich. The Nairobi Securities Exchange would be such a dour place without fools like you.
I pity the firm you work for. But then again, what the hell. Live and learn.
Please tell me I am wrong. Please.