Till today, I've been a man under torment, looking all around for my soulmate. My eyes have never missed an attractive woman. Whenever I've seen one I've wondered is she the one?
Yet today, in the midst of riding my chariot I met despair and almost gave up the battle in my soul. Luckily I remembered a dream I had the other day, and with great effort steeled the reins, and my horses obeyed. And I rode past the fifth gate ...
And there she was. Sisyphus's rock; beautiful and warm. Sexy and wet. And I wasted no time.
In the embrace I whispered into her ear; 'You must be my mother'.
'Yes'. She answered.
What joy! No experience has been so psychologically and Spiritually piercing! All this time I had shunned her... my third eye 'clogged shut'!
Go! Go! Dr. Freud! My shame is gone!