..SOUND @MAGIGI'ISH...
Crazy as it was, I made a plan to create a non-existent personal problem then go get counseled by her, just for the fun of it. It’s said that as a seducer, you should always be innovative. There are always opportunities to hit on women everywhere. All you have to open your eyes and see what other guys don’t
When the day of reckoning arrived, I did all my work ‘shughulis’ early then I left town for church. Upon arriving at the compound, I asked the watchman where the counseling services were being conducted and he pointed to big certain office door a few miles away.
On the bench outside, there were two girls waiting in line. They both took their time inside. It was only after 45 minutes that I finally got in. Behind me, around 20 other people had already showed up and formed a line. The bench was too small to accommodate all of them.
People have problems in this world. It’s no joke. Yet I there was on a silly mission to seduce a pastor. A little guilt munched away on me.. But hey? The bible tells us to love ourselves first right?
Pastor Rebecca stood up, shook my hand and smiled before asking me to sit. What a woman of God. She was about five foot seven, with short, frizzy hair and a marshmallow body. I loved the site of her.
“So tell me your problem young man” she hissed out like a speaker playing humba music
Young man? Did she just call me young man? She was only 28. That’s what she told the congregation on Sunday.
It’s always a bad thing when a lady you are trying to hit on perceives you as young. Most women pretend to value maturity so when you don’t appear mature physically, you have to portray it intellectually.
I told Pastor Rebecca how I was the first born in our family (I am actually the fourth) and how I wanted to change my younger siblings who were not being responsible with their lives
“I want my younger sister to be just like you when she grows up” I said.
I didn’t stop there.
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