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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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Swenani wrote:There is a MK who wants(blackmailing me with an airport) to steall my wife's bra and panty and take them to her.My question to the married wazuans is;
1. To the women, Do you count how many bras and panties you own? If you found one piece of bra and panty missing will you suspect your hubby or househelp?
2. The the men, Can you steal your wives panty and bra to take them to your MK?
wako na mingi sana hawajui the number, si kama wewe uko na boxer 3 n still within any 1 month hujazitumia zote 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Women, unlike us, have bras and panties for seasons. For instance there are periods of the month when the airport is swollen and hence the pants need to be bigger...the breads also swells seasonal and hence those xxx-D sized bras becomes handy... For us men, the landing gear maintains the same shape throughout the season, save for occasional excitation during the day after having a sumptuous lunch or seeing a rounded rear-side on the streets...so 3 boxers will do. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity wrote:Women, unlike us, have bras and panties for seasons. For instance there are periods of the month when the airport is swollen and hence the pants need to be bigger...the breads also swells seasonal and hence those xxx-D sized bras becomes handy... For us men, the landing gear maintains the same shape throughout the season, save for occasional excitation during the day after having a sumptuous lunch or seeing a rounded rear-side on the streets...so 3 boxers will do. Wait until the day you are involved in an accident and taken to hosi with torn boxers. Man needs at least 8 ayandas  Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,331 Location: Masada
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Othelo wrote:Impunity wrote:Women, unlike us, have bras and panties for seasons. For instance there are periods of the month when the airport is swollen and hence the pants need to be bigger...the breads also swells seasonal and hence those xxx-D sized bras becomes handy... For us men, the landing gear maintains the same shape throughout the season, save for occasional excitation during the day after having a sumptuous lunch or seeing a rounded rear-side on the streets...so 3 boxers will do. Wait until the day you are involved in an accident and taken to hosi with torn boxers. Man needs at least 8 ayandas True men dont drip fluid pare pare. A boxer made from an old pair of olf Savco jeans will do. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Impunity wrote:Othelo wrote:Impunity wrote:Women, unlike us, have bras and panties for seasons. For instance there are periods of the month when the airport is swollen and hence the pants need to be bigger...the breads also swells seasonal and hence those xxx-D sized bras becomes handy... For us men, the landing gear maintains the same shape throughout the season, save for occasional excitation during the day after having a sumptuous lunch or seeing a rounded rear-side on the streets...so 3 boxers will do. Wait until the day you are involved in an accident and taken to hosi with torn boxers. Man needs at least 8 ayandas True men dont drip fluid pare pare. A boxer made from an old pair of olf Savco jeans will do. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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I will not visit this topic again!!1!!
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