Good morning Mr Mganga Swaggerific and how are you doing today.
On behalf of the Citizens of the Virtual Republic of Wazua, I lay down the Green Carpet and extend my warm welcome to you.
I have had a interesting time since I became a Citizen and I hope you will come to love this Republic just like I do.
Its the season to be jolly in which regard I proffer my seasonally inspired well wishes to you. I hope and pray that you get what you long for from this year's season.
Again, welcome to the Virtual Republic of Wazua.
You will not be a stranger, will you?