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Bree
#41 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 10:36:33 AM
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the fella has become a pain in the us...yaani everywhere u turn to is makede, even on radio eish.

1. MJ gets okoa jahazi from macmende

2. There was no earthquake in haiti, makmende was in town and he broke wind
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mlefu
#42 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:25:11 AM
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Location: nairobi


2.Makmende uses viagra in his eyedrops, just to look hard ......Drool


its coz of mkende that am on a lunch date!!
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IT'd
#43 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:25:16 AM
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if makmende was between a rock n a hard place,the hard place will get hurt.
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poundfoolish
#44 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:28:54 AM
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And the MakMendments (writings on Makmende) continue..

After showing the arabs how to invent a '0' zero, makmende squeezed it at the middle to invent the number 8

Makmendes brain stopped working..apparently his brain cells are scared stiff to offending the guy by doing silly mistakes like 'forgetting'..
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poundfoolish
#45 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:30:14 AM
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The Orange network was down for some time cos makmende had turned it 'blue'
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Wa_ithaka
#46 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 11:45:33 AM
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Location: nbi
Marende's real name is Makmende, but you the deal, he had to replace the "km" with "r".
The Governor of Nyeri - 2017
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IT'd
#47 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:21:31 PM
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centerbolt
#48 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:45:29 PM
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IT'd bravo! Applause Applause Applause
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theslim
#49 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 12:54:28 PM
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Location: kenya
more MakMendments... :)
MakMende beat Mona Lisa in a "staring contest".
Osama bin Laden has "Mak-mares" at night.
the early worm is eaten by the early bird
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Seeders
#50 Posted : Thursday, March 25, 2010 1:20:36 PM
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Location: Nairobi
safaricom had to settle for 'the better option' because makmende is the best option hands down.
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