When nature calls, Makmende hangs up

Makmende is the only one who can boil mandazi

hehehehehehehe.... a colleague called me and asked me who this "mamende" is.... and thought i had seen this thread, i had not read it... and to look sharp, told her will get back to her by 10.30!!!! its past 11 and i am LMSAO!!! but yet to figure who the hell this makmende is!!!!

THIS IS NOW FUN, Esp when one asks who Makmende is? (like I did) and people are just ready with answers

1.Makmende threw a boomerang.....It never came back!
2.Chuck Norris has a poster of Makmende in his bedroom.
3.Makmende poached the elephant on the Tusker bottle.
4.Makmende separated those Aquafresh colours... and brushed his teeth thrice!
5.The Americans still can't find Osama, cos he's hiding from makmende.
6.When makmende was born, the wazungus fled, and kenya became independent.
7.The crying stone in kakamega started crying when makmende threatened 2 crush it.

...sasa hii Makende ndio nini???