1. After eating garlic Makmende doesn’t smell like garlic but garlic smells like Makmende.
2. The only reason you’re conscious right now is because Makmende doesn’t want to carry you.
3. Makmende can look at your photo and know you are lying.
4. Nobody knows what would happen if Chuck Norris and Makmende met, but one thing is for sure: Makmende would still be standing.
5. Always look before you leap. Unless Makmende is chasing you. Then you had better just jump.
6. Makmende refused a syringe at a blood bank. Instead, he asked for a gun and a bucket.
7. Makmende found Bin Laden. Let him go, and found him again for his own amusement.
8. Makmende doesn’t drink honey. He chews bees.
9. Makmende doesn’t have nightmares. Nightmares have Makmende.
10. Makmende and Superman once had a fight. They bet that whoever lost would wear his underwear outside his pants.
11. If Makmende was Spartan in the movie 300, the movie would be called 1.
12. Makmende doesn’t need a translator. Pain sounds the same in every language.
13. The Boogieman checks his closet for Makmende.
14. The Dinosaurs laughed at Makmende…
15. Makmende has been to Mars. Why do you think there’s no life on Mars?
16. The truth hurts. Not as much as Makmende.

@Pinket on no. 15... it now goes the new Toyota Mark-Mende said "Theres not enough room for all of us" and Toyota had to recall all the other models..

@Bree,

Copy that.

@Akowally,

http://www.jackbauerfacts.com/facts/top/1

Enjoy.

@bree & aemathenge - roger that. I'm getting pretty fed up with this makmende stuff especially given the lack of originality inherent in the one liners attributed to this so called urban legend.


Just for clarity it is simply a music video on YouTube - these rephrased one liners (drawn from funny facts abt Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris, etc) seem to be a way to make the video viral - or perhaps as part of a online cum social experiment. It could also be a strategy by the producers of the video prior to releasing to TV stations.....

So, here we are regurgitating and regurgitating what others have regurgitated - only a few people will benefit. if it was news of a scandal exposed, I'd not complain....

Can people NOT sit down and think of something original? I recall we had Big Ben, Son of Samson and the cartoon detective series by Paul Kelemba - that was original.

I'm near the point of throwing up seeing all these makmende updates on facebook.

Can someone perhaps talk to a few local computer animators, publishers, writers, etc and come up with a REAL animated series/cartoon/movie based on a LOCAL or African book? (moses and ghost series, Truphena, etc etc) Sell to a TV station the rights, pay the publisher, etc etc....

Whoever is getting sucked into this senseless vortex needs to :
1) grow a brain
2) get a life...

Sorry, buts thats how I feel...