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Too much work. Just relocate him to Raqqa and you might be surprised to see him lounging in heaven in the hereafter as you burn in hell.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Mike Ock wrote:#hamburglarkaangumu hahaha... how to convert MikeOck coming soon!  All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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That experiment doesn't look real to me! If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders..
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Rank: Member Joined: 12/17/2011 Posts: 887
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AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. Alph. You would be surprised at just how well versed i am on religions and religious matters. I didn't become an atheist by accident, ridiculous and evil religions made me an atheist The same way you reject the christian god and vice versa is the same way i reject all gods. I just happen to have one less god than you all. Fact is, a lot of religious people have doubts about their gods from time to time, but us atheists are unequivocal and firm about our non- belief. To quote the bible, it would be easier for the proverbial camel to go through that needle hole than it would be for me to convert to religion. It's absolutely impossible, my values wouldn't let me worship evil imaginary gods. But like i always say, to each their own, as long as we are all happy with our religions or lack thereof, then it's all good.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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It really shocks me the way alphdoti tries to associate himself with hambuglar like habuglar is some sort of celeb with greater thinking capacity than him! And he is always trying to court the guy but hambuger is not an anti-Christian. He is not confused about God becoming man and God dying for man only. He just doesn't get why anyone would believe in a supreme being and the spirit world. I guess he just believes in science? Big bang? In the beginning there was nothing then it all happened? Doti, if hambuger is right then you Mohammedans Sikhs, Hindus, Jews, African Traditional Religion followers are all WRONGGGGG!!! hamburglar wrote:AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. Alph. You would be surprised at just how well versed i am on religions and religious matters. I didn't become an atheist by accident, ridiculous and evil religions made me an atheist The same way you reject the christian god and vice versa is the same way i reject all gods. I just happen to have one less god than you all. Fact is, a lot of religious people have doubts about their gods from time to time, but us atheists are unequivocal and firm about our non- belief. To quote the bible, it would be easier for the proverbial camel to go through that needle hole than it would be for me to convert to religion. It's absolutely impossible, my values wouldn't let me worship evil imaginary gods. But like i always say, to each their own, as long as we are all happy with our religions or lack thereof, then it's all good.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. And you went on to believe the moon god of Arabia and his charlatan prophet
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Lolest! wrote:It really shocks me the way alphdoti tries to associate himself with hambuglar like habuglar is some sort of celeb with greater thinking capacity than him! And he is always trying to court the guy but hambuger is not an anti-Christian. He is not confused about God becoming man and God dying for man only. He just doesn't get why anyone would believe in a supreme being and the spirit world. I guess he just believes in science? Big bang? In the beginning there was nothing then it all happened? Doti, if hambuger is right then you Mohammedans Sikhs, Hindus, Jews, African Traditional Religion followers are all WRONGGGGG!!! hamburglar wrote:AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. Alph. You would be surprised at just how well versed i am on religions and religious matters. I didn't become an atheist by accident, ridiculous and evil religions made me an atheist The same way you reject the christian god and vice versa is the same way i reject all gods. I just happen to have one less god than you all. Fact is, a lot of religious people have doubts about their gods from time to time, but us atheists are unequivocal and firm about our non- belief. To quote the bible, it would be easier for the proverbial camel to go through that needle hole than it would be for me to convert to religion. It's absolutely impossible, my values wouldn't let me worship evil imaginary gods. But like i always say, to each their own, as long as we are all happy with our religions or lack thereof, then it's all good. @lonest! you are the kind of people making kina @ham become atheists. The ridiculous things you guys swallow is amazing and you are supposed to be learned. Take for example what I have highlighted up in your message in red. You truly believe a man who ate food and went to the toilet was your God? Somebody died for your sins? Your God was killed? So if you get yourself gonorrhea, Jesus gets the jab and you heal? How come you still toil to eat? So now saved women give birth without pain? Please @lonest stop embarrassing your intellect. @ham is seeking to use his brain. God Almighty is not those things you are preaching about a god who had sex with a woman to bear another god! If God Almighty created this universe by just saying "BE", what is a baby in a womb!
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hamburglar wrote:AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. Alph. You would be surprised at just how well versed i am on religions and religious matters. I didn't become an atheist by accident, ridiculous and evil religions made me an atheist The same way you reject the christian god and vice versa is the same way i reject all gods. I just happen to have one less god than you all. Fact is, a lot of religious people have doubts about their gods from time to time, but us atheists are unequivocal and firm about our non- belief. To quote the bible, it would be easier for the proverbial camel to go through that needle hole than it would be for me to convert to religion. It's absolutely impossible, my values wouldn't let me worship evil imaginary gods. But like i always say, to each their own, as long as we are all happy with our religions or lack thereof, then it's all good. @burglar,I would really like to know what arguments you came up before deciding to believing that there are no deities If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Lolest! wrote:AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. And you went on to believe the moon god of Arabia and his charlatan prophet Who does not know those are just last kicks of a dying horse? Which Muslim worships a moon? You believe in fairy tales for the roadside audience 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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this is Hamburglar I can see @Lolest hapo... I can see @Alph and @Swenani even @Tycho!! All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Quote:@lonest! you are the kind of people making kina @ham become atheists. The ridiculous things you guys swallow is amazing and you are supposed to be learned. Take for example what I have highlighted up in your message in red.
You truly believe a man who ate food and went to the toilet was your God? Somebody died for your sins? Your God was killed? So if you get yourself gonorrhea, Jesus gets the jab and you heal? How come you still toil to eat? So now saved women give birth without pain?
Please @lonest stop embarrassing your intellect.
@ham is seeking to use his brain. God Almighty is not those things you are preaching about a god who had sex with a woman to bear another god! If God Almighty created this universe by just saying "BE", what is a baby in a womb! Man, you are the greatest thinker....you even read somewhere that God had sex with a woman. Must be what that conman Muhammad told you guys. Yeah, the great intellect in you has no issues believeing in someone who says he got prophecies from Shaitani mwenyewe And that fellow's god, the moon god became your god. You pray as many times as he was prayed to and venerate his shrines(kaaba) as it was back then, yeah even fast according to the sighting of the moon!!
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There's no point in trying to convert someone to your 'faith'. If one can love his neighbor as he does himself metaphor doesn't matter.
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Lolest! wrote:It really shocks me the way alphdoti tries to associate himself with hambuglar like habuglar is some sort of celeb with greater thinking capacity than him! And he is always trying to court the guy but hambuger is not an anti-Christian. He is not confused about God becoming man and God dying for man only. He just doesn't get why anyone would believe in a supreme being and the spirit world. I guess he just believes in science? Big bang? In the beginning there was nothing then it all happened? Doti, if hambuger is right then you Mohammedans Sikhs, Hindus, Jews, African Traditional Religion followers are all WRONGGGGG!!! hamburglar wrote:AlphDoti wrote:hamburglar wrote:Masukuma. Unfortunately i wasn't able to watch that youtube video for some weird reason but i will try it again and see if i finally watch it and get converted so that i also go to heaven and get to live in that big mansion and drive on those cool gold plated roads. Bummer, now it seems like i will just go to hell and face the music, i mean fire. But damn, came so close to salvation. Oh well, maybe next time. @ham, I totally understand your position. One time I was almost like you, you see I was raised in a Christian family, and as I grew up, started using my brain, analyzed things critically, criticized some things being taught in Church, I realized some things were not making sense... For example, imagine how vast his universe is, imagine how tiny our Earth is when you magnify the universe million times, and now imagine a God who created that vast universe " walking in the garden in the cool of the day: and Adam and his wife hid themselves from the presence of the LORD God amongst the trees of the garden" with his footsteps boom, boom, Then the LORD God called to the man, "Where are you?" Can you imagine a God like that? I refused to believe in a God like! I was almost becoming an atheist until I decided to read about the Quran... So brother, read all the religious books and make decision, informed decision, not emotional manipulation carried by some expert religious leaders.. Alph. You would be surprised at just how well versed i am on religions and religious matters. I didn't become an atheist by accident, ridiculous and evil religions made me an atheist The same way you reject the christian god and vice versa is the same way i reject all gods. I just happen to have one less god than you all. Fact is, a lot of religious people have doubts about their gods from time to time, but us atheists are unequivocal and firm about our non- belief. To quote the bible, it would be easier for the proverbial camel to go through that needle hole than it would be for me to convert to religion. It's absolutely impossible, my values wouldn't let me worship evil imaginary gods. But like i always say, to each their own, as long as we are all happy with our religions or lack thereof, then it's all good. For all intents and purposes, Habmuglar is Alphdoti's god. He is always swooning over him as if he has some secret man lust only Habmuglar can quench.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/1/2011 Posts: 8,804 Location: Nairobi
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The spiritual decay and ignorance I see is astonishing. Even in myself. But I'm not hopeless. Man, it seems, has that unextinguishable fire deep in his heart that always finds the divine.
I guess this is a meaning that can be derived from the story of Daniel's statue that stood from a golden period, and degenerated to clay, and from within the spiritual realm a force chiseled a rock and transformed not just it, but entire humanity to a golden age again.
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Personally I face Mt Kenya as my ancestors did. No point in worshiping foreign gods.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Lolest! wrote:AlphDoti wrote:@lonest! you are the kind of people making kina @ham become atheists. The ridiculous things you guys swallow is amazing and you are supposed to be learned. Take for example what I have highlighted up in your message in red.
You truly believe a man who ate food and went to the toilet was your God? Somebody died for your sins? Your God was killed? So if you get yourself gonorrhea, Jesus gets the jab and you heal? How come you still toil to eat? So now saved women give birth without pain?
Please @lonest stop embarrassing your intellect.
@ham is seeking to use his brain. God Almighty is not those things you are preaching about a god who had sex with a woman to bear another god! If God Almighty created this universe by just saying "BE", what is a baby in a womb! Man, you are the greatest thinker....you even read somewhere that God had sex with a woman. Must be what that conman Muhammad told you guys. Yeah, the great intellect in you has no issues believeing in someone who says he got prophecies from Shaitani mwenyewe And that fellow's god, the moon god became your god. You pray as many times as he was prayed to and venerate his shrines(kaaba) as it was back then, yeah even fast according to the sighting of the moon!! @lonest, are you a Christian? You must know John 3:16 " For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life."
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