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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Boris Boyka wrote:Njung'e wrote:nakujua wrote:hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:why is that car white while burning?
Its navy blue as we knew it. I thought that all welders knew that when something gets burnt it turns 'ashy'. to be fair to him, welding takes place before paint work, so very little change when you burn metal, especially at temperature below its boiling point.  Hii welder ni bure kabisa. A while back , he couldn't figure out how to take a screen shot using a smart phone . The other day, he couldn't figure out why his junk couldn't climb an anthill and now he has to be taught about ash and colour. This is embarassing!! Kwani hii welding cert is from which college?  Nairobi Aviation College! @impunity, sometimes I really wonder where you got your ENGINEER cert  Even a peasant farmer like me knows body work remains intact at some temparature... Even my own grab-hoe remains intact (below) after an arson torched my thatched house, I only lost the handle  
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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Njung'e wrote:nakujua wrote:hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:why is that car white while burning?
Its navy blue as we knew it. I thought that all welders knew that when something gets burnt it turns 'ashy'. to be fair to him, welding takes place before paint work, so very little change when you burn metal, especially at temperature below its boiling point. Hii welder ni bure kabisa. A while back , he couldn't figure out how to take a screen shot using a smart phone . The other day, he couldn't figure out why his junk couldn't climb an anthill and now he has to be taught about ash and colour. This is embarassing!! Kwani hii welding cert is from which college? I suspect ni wale welders wa kuchomelea karaes huko shagz and sharpening knives. i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/23/2009 Posts: 13,796 Location: nairobi
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Rongai si pahali pabaya.. Nimeona hivo. Huyu she doesnt seem wife material. Hio ni nini anavaa nakupigwa snaps. Plus pete iko wapi??
COOP 255,000 ABP 15.85; IMH 5,000 ABP 35.55; KQ 604,200 ABP 6.96; MTN 23,800 ABP 5.20
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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obiero wrote:Rongai si pahali pabaya.. Nimeona hivo. Huyu she doesnt seem wife material. Hio ni nini anavaa nakupigwa snaps. Plus pete iko wapi?? Kabisa.Hawa ni wale mimi huchips funga.Hizo miguu zinaua lakini hapana weka yeye kama bibi.Hii unatwanga tu vitu. Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Member Joined: 11/1/2012 Posts: 290
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This chick is soooooooo gangsta!!! I like her 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Damn! ....Her looks and shape are not worth a wheel spanner and if Mama Mburu busted me with her,i would surely burn down the car myself Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Njung'e wrote:Damn! ....Her looks and shape are not worth a wheel spanner and if Mama Mburu busted me with her,i would surely burn down the car myself Guka,hata paka mzee hukunywa maziwa anahitaji kukuliwa na kachumbari. Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Vallerrie wrote:This chick is soooooooo gangsta!!! I like her Bad Girl.I love her. Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Wamunyota wrote:[quote=Njung'e]Damn! ....Her looks and shape are not worth a wheel spanner and if Mama Mburu busted me with her,i would surely burn down the car myself But son, milk can't be just from anything. Lemme remind you what you already know. If you a Muslim and you gotta eat pork, let it be from the choicest pig. Not from some animals that resemble a pig. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Njung'e wrote:Wamunyota wrote:Njung'e wrote:Damn! ....Her looks and shape are not worth a wheel spanner and if Mama Mburu busted me with her,i would surely burn down the car myself Guka,hata paka mzee hukunywa maziwa anahitaji kukuliwa na kachumbari. But son, milk can't be just from anything. Lemme remind you what you already know. If you a Muslim and you gotta eat pork, let it be from the choicest pig. Not from some animals that resemble a pig. @guka, I will have to quote Salahuddin Ali "on behalf of the Islamic Community, despite the honorable 'jester' of this offer, we would also have to decline, and put an end to this. Not only is it against our religion to eat pig, it is also impermissible to to give it to the next man (@Wamunyota). Shukran." 
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Boris Boyka wrote:Njung'e wrote:nakujua wrote:hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:why is that car white while burning?
Its navy blue as we knew it. I thought that all welders knew that when something gets burnt it turns 'ashy'. to be fair to him, welding takes place before paint work, so very little change when you burn metal, especially at temperature below its boiling point. Hii welder ni bure kabisa. A while back , he couldn't figure out how to take a screen shot using a smart phone . The other day, he couldn't figure out why his junk couldn't climb an anthill and now he has to be taught about ash and colour. This is embarassing!! Kwani hii welding cert is from which college? Nairobi Aviation College! Na huyu ndie atatutengenezea kipika ugali?
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/25/2015 Posts: 839 Location: Kite
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okay yameisha.tit for tat wakuchoma ndinga na wakuzabwa magumi = cancel out!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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washiku wrote:Boris Boyka wrote:Njung'e wrote:nakujua wrote:hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:why is that car white while burning?
Its navy blue as we knew it. I thought that all welders knew that when something gets burnt it turns 'ashy'. to be fair to him, welding takes place before paint work, so very little change when you burn metal, especially at temperature below its boiling point. Hii welder ni bure kabisa. A while back , he couldn't figure out how to take a screen shot using a smart phone . The other day, he couldn't figure out why his junk couldn't climb an anthill and now he has to be taught about ash and colour. This is embarassing!! Kwani hii welding cert is from which college? Nairobi Aviation College! Na huyu ndie atatutengenezea kipika ugali? No relation. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/11/2015 Posts: 1,024
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Impunity wrote:washiku wrote:Boris Boyka wrote:Njung'e wrote:nakujua wrote:hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:why is that car white while burning?
Its navy blue as we knew it. I thought that all welders knew that when something gets burnt it turns 'ashy'. to be fair to him, welding takes place before paint work, so very little change when you burn metal, especially at temperature below its boiling point. Hii welder ni bure kabisa. A while back , he couldn't figure out how to take a screen shot using a smart phone . The other day, he couldn't figure out why his junk couldn't climb an anthill and now he has to be taught about ash and colour. This is embarassing!! Kwani hii welding cert is from which college? Nairobi Aviation College! Na huyu ndie atatutengenezea kipika ugali? No relation. Why shy away from a challenge? Prove 'em suckers wrong and make it.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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Anti_Burglar wrote:Impunity wrote:washiku wrote:Boris Boyka wrote:Njung'e wrote:nakujua wrote:hardwood wrote:Impunity wrote:why is that car white while burning?
Its navy blue as we knew it. I thought that all welders knew that when something gets burnt it turns 'ashy'. to be fair to him, welding takes place before paint work, so very little change when you burn metal, especially at temperature below its boiling point. Hii welder ni bure kabisa. A while back , he couldn't figure out how to take a screen shot using a smart phone . The other day, he couldn't figure out why his junk couldn't climb an anthill and now he has to be taught about ash and colour. This is embarassing!! Kwani hii welding cert is from which college? Nairobi Aviation College! Na huyu ndie atatutengenezea kipika ugali? No relation. Why shy away from a challenge? Prove 'em suckers wrong and make it. Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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Njung'e wrote:Damn! ....Her looks and shape are not worth a wheel spanner and if Mama Mburu busted me with her,i would surely burn down the car myself Kweli umefika retirement if this fish cannot excite you. What else would a man want if these othayos are giving you warmth every night? 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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